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Hey, I'm Celticbear, the guy who posts trollpastas and rants about liberals.
The gas shortage is a lie. The oil companies control everything. A guy even invented a car that runs on water, but the government doesn't want you to know about it, because then we would buy all of the water, and there would be nothing left to drink but beer, and the government knows, that beer ... set us free.
 
==History==
*2014
**'''March:''' Panda Express joins the Trollpasta Wiki.
**'''April 8:''' Panda Express becomes Wolf God of Insanity.
**'''April 19:''' Wolf God of Insanity becomes Vampire from Nazareth.
**'''April 30:''' Vampire from Nazareth becomes Asdfpotato.
**'''May:''' Asdfpotato disappears.
**'''October:''' Asdfpotato returns briefly on the 7th and 20th.
**'''December:''' Asdfpotato returns.
*2015
**'''January:''' Asdfpotato becomes a chat moderator.
**'''March:''' Asdfpotato becomes ThatCelticFurry.
**'''May:''' The Kerbin Drama of 2015.
**'''July:''' ThatCelticFurry becomes a chat moderator again.
**'''August:''' ThatCelticFurry becomes Wolfbearr; the Spoooky Drama of 2015.
**'''September:''' Wolfbearr disappears again.
**'''November:''' Wolfbearr returns.
**'''December:''' Wolfbearr becomes Celticbear.
 
==Goals==
*Get Trollpasta of the Month.
*Make references to How I Met Your Mother as often as possible.
*Make references to Fallout as often as possible.
*Make references to Skyrim as often as possible.
*Shitpost Septicflesh lyrics as often as possible.
*Finish writing Trollout.
*Set realistic goals.
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