User:EXPAND DONG

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If your parents said that you are beautiful

They're lying you.

Unfunny bullshit written by me

• NICOLASCAGE.EXE.AVI.PNG.JPG.GIF
• Team Fortress 2: Demonic Wrestling Hoedown
• SUPRA SPOKY HIDEN MESAG IN PEPSE
• SANIK THERY
• HOOVY
• Robotnik prank calls a sex line
• HULK HOGAN'S ULTIMATE DEATH
• Dook 4d: speshul edtion
• Scariest Pasta Ever
• Assesfullofshit.exe
• Grass Theory

Actually funny pastas written by other people

• Red Monday by Axe2TheMax

• Secret Nickolodean Episode by Spanishlog96

• Jeff and Jane's Homemade Porno by Sloopernicus
• The Sexy Face of Payne by Masteracesheepman5