User:EarthPhantomTS

Hey there all, my name's Adelle, aka EarthPhantomTS, aka the resident Pegasister/clopper/ethical slut/Satanist, aka "that girl who loves Nightmare Moon's flank/plot so much she has a pic of it by Furaffinity's Starpony as her icon" (yes I know the flank is the side of a horse, and "plot" is in no way synonymous with "butt"...).

Anyway, my favorite pastas on this site tend to be either deliberately written satires, particularly Squidward's Suicide-inspired fill-in-the-blank memes or just stories that poke fun at the liberal usage of "creepy" numbers like 13 or 666 or words like "hyper-realistic", or are stories written to be so over-the-top they're hilarious (see PRICCNCESS CELISETIA VS EVIL PATRIXXX for an example of what I'm talking about).  Also, I have a somewhat...perverse taste for the various "fail" and "drama" categories, so I'll read those a lot to laugh at the stupid people responsible.

My favorite pages

• PRICCNCESS CELISETIA VS EVIL PATRIXXX
• Princess Cadance has hot mare problems
• Ten Bad Pasta Designs To Avoid (wish more kids who are young enough that COPPA would apply to them would pay attention...)
• Hyper-Realistic
• FILL IN THE BLANKS CREEPYPASTA ZOMG!!! (can't go this whole list without an actual EXAMPLE of a "Squidward's Suicide-inspired fill-in-the-blanks")