User:Kerbin/TEH BEST GAEM EVUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1+2
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I REMEBERZ I GOTZ A GAEM CALLED TEH BEST GAEM EVUR!!!!!!!!!!! IT WUZ FUCKING CRAZY IT HAD THE SUPER MEGA DETH TITZ AND HAD EVIL PATRIXXX AND EVIL J.HIGXXX TILL TEAY GOT OUT OF THE BOX EVUL PATRXXX HAD SUPER MEGA SUPA DUPER MEGA BALLS OF DETH AND J.HIGXXX PUT OUT HIS SUPA MEGA TITS OF DETH I SAID WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?! PATRXXX CAME TOO MEZ AND PUT HIS BALLS IN HIS MOUTH IT WAZ SUPER SWEATY LIKE BUFFALO SAUSE AND HE PULLED OUT HIS MEGA DETH COCK AND PUT IT IN MY SWEATY ASSHOLE AND HIGXXX CAME TO MEZ WITH HIS TITS OF DETH I PULLED OUT MY SWEATY COCK AND I FUCKED HIS BOOBZ TILL I CUMMED IN HIS FACE AND THEN PATRIXXX CUMMED IN MAH ASS AND J.HIGXXX PULLED OUT HIS SWEATY PUSSY AND I FUCKED HIM LIKE THERE WAZ NO TOMAROW ME AND HIGXXX BOTH HAD SUPA MEGA SEXY ORGASMZ AND PATRIXXX DIED AND J.HIGXXX DIED AND WENT TO SKY WITH WINGS AND HALOS ANDZ I STARTED TO JACK OFF BECAUSE I SAW THEM FUCKING IN THE SKY AND I CUMMED TEH END???
Part 2
I REMEBERZ I HAD SUPER SEXY FUN TEIM WITH EVIL PATRIXXX AND EVIL J.HIGXXX AND AFTER I CUMMED I HADZ A SUPER MEGA SEXY ORGAMZ ANDZ SANIC.SEXY CAMEZ IN AND SAID GOTTA GO FAST AND HE PULLED OUT HIS SUPER MEGA DETH BALLS OF DETH AND BLODD STARTED COMING OUT MY COCK AND TEHNZ I RANZ AWAY AND SANIC.SEXY PULLED OUT HIS SUPER MEGA SUPER DUPER MEGA ULTRA PENIS OF DETH AND RAN WITH IT ANDZ STARTED RUNING AND I DROPED ON TEH GROUND AND MAH PENIS BROKE OFF AND SANIC.SEXY CAME AND RAPED ME TILL WE BOUNCED OFF THE GROUND AND SANIC.SEXY WAS DEAD AND I RAN BACK HOMEZ AND I SAW A WERID FIGURE BEHIND ME AND IT WUZ EVIL PATRIXXX TEH END???