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My pastas (may contain W.I.P / deleted ones)
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I was sitting in my room and after fapping to pictures of nicolas
''Raythornclaw's try on making a creepypasta but turning into a crappypasta''
|-|(W.I.P)Trollpastia: a story=
Once upon a time in teletubbyland, EVIL PATRIXXX went to school.
He was very exited, as it was his first day on high-pre-high-school. After 2 Trillion years, he was finally allowed to smoke weed.
"But first, we need to find and rescue the other rejected pastas! We won't be like creepypastia!" Shrek exclaimed.
"You're right. I heard they are held imprisoned in the deletion logs. We will need all of our courage and power to survive."
|-|Feel Fortress 2=
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<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"><font color="green">>playing tf2
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"><font color="green">>arena mode
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>whole team rushed out and died
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>all that was left was me and a heavy, i was playing medic at that time
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>i ran to base and saw the heavy AFK
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>after a while he came back
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>"OH TEAM I AM MOST SORRY" in a voice that sounded as if he had food in his mouth
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>from what i can tell he was probably autistic since he spoke heavy's lines
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>always referred to me as "DOCTOR"
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>BLU team approached
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>"DOCTOR CHARGE ME WHEN BABY TEAM IS NEAR. NOW DOCTOR, HIT IT DOCTOR."
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>Popped the Uber, and he killed whole team
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>he adds me
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>every game we play he always goes heavy and i go medic
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>he always yells the battle cry of the heavy or laughs like him all the time
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>always thank me "YOU ARE GREAT DOCTOR"
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>I think he was poor since he never played any game besides TF2
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>When i asked all he responded was "DOCTOR, money is needed. Must collect money, but money is hard now."
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>he sounds sad and i asked if he ever saw meet the medic to brighten the mood
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>when he said no, i gave him a link to the video
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>he was very ecstatic and eagerly asking about the part when the medic put the uber part on the heart
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>asked if it was possible to get new heart with uber
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>I said heart transplants are possible, but without uber
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>He got said again
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>"Maybe in the future"
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>he then gave a heavy laugh and said "THEN DOCTOR, HEAVY WILL WAIT FOR FUTURE."
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">-Few Weeks later
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>He messaged me later "DOCTOR, Heavy will not be fighting until later in the night."
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>it wasn't until tomorrow he got on
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">-For the record he referenced himself as "Heavy" since its the only class he ever played and it was in his steam name
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>Got message saying "DOCTOR, Heavy doesn't feel well. I go to other doctors, but they were nowhere as good as you, DOCTOR."
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>He sent this message when i was already asleep, i got no fucking idea where he lives
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>Always leave computer on, so thats how i got his messages (if anyone was wondering)
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>last message said "DOCTOR, Heavy will go now. But do not fear baby men on other team. You are good doctor. With you, victory is always good. Heavy will join in future.
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>by the time i read his messages he already was offline
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>never came back online for a year
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>yesterday he came online
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>greeted him and asked why he hasn't been online for so long
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>it was his mom
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>"David (Heavy) died of heart failure. I'm sorry. Are you the doctor he was always was talking about? You're the only friend on his friends list. He was always going on how he and the doctor were best friends and always leading the team to victory. I don't know what he was talking about, but i was happy that he was happy. Whenever he was on his computer he always had this smile on his face, and i've never seen him happier. He always stayed strong because he wanted to be with the Doctor. <br>Thank you for always making him happy. I'm selling his computer because we never really were wealthy to begin with. If we were, he'd be here right now. I just wanted to see what was on his computer.<br>Thank you again.
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>MFW i never replied
<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">>MFW just staring at that screen for hours</font>
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