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''Raythornclaw's try on making a creepypasta but turning into a crappypasta''
</tabber>Once upon a time in teletubbyland, EVIL PATRIXXX went to school.
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He was very exited, as it was his first day on high-pre-high-school.  After 2 Trillion years, he was finally allowed to smoke weed.
"We have a new student. His name is EVIL PATRIXXX. Now say hello."
All the students greeted EVIL PATRIXXX, expect the creepypastas. They said "Hello, EVIL FATRIXXX!".
EVIL PATRIXXX felt angry. How could these barnacleheads dare insult him??? He went to the yard during break. Suddenly he found himself surrounded by all the shitty memes.
"Don't worry, the creepypastas are the only idiots here. Well, expect for Dolan. He always tries to rape you and steal your money when you are not looking" said Unitato.
"Where do you live?" asked EVIL PATRIXXX. "Nobody wants us satirical crappypastas", the ghastly macaroni said. "Well, then i just have the solution. There is an abandoned village called "Trollpastia". It used to belong to creepypastia, but after a civil war, they and spinpastia split into two cities. Expect trollpastia. It got attacked by the creepypastians as an act of revenge for killing their leader, Jeff the Killer. The trollpastians fled as refugees to spinpastia and since that, the village stands empty."
Everyone was amazed by EVIL PATRIXXX plan to rebuild trollpastia.
"But first, we need to find and rescue the other rejected pastas! We won't be like creepypastia!" Shrek exclaimed.
"You're right. I heard they are held imprisoned in the deletion logs. We will need all of our courage and power to survive."
 
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