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My real name is Dick. I am 69 inches tall. I wake up and go into Asshole every day. That is my job. I have friends, I like to call them "balls". They are living together. They are twins.
Usually not that active but I try to be in the chat whenever.
Here are some random artists that I like in no particular order:
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN3ABDzdLls Led Zeppelin]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOqDCSRNgj4 Guns And Roses (I swear I'm not actually mysogynisticmisogynistic)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18OuaPIlbPU AC/DC]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAccm7xUH38 Eminem. ] Fuck it, pick any song you want.
==People who can feel free to go fuck themselves==
#People who think that other people without their opinion are just trying to look edgy by not having that opinion.
#People who put :) at the end of things they say.
#People who call themselves "Random"*
#SuperCutieDraggy.
#Social Justice Warriors.
#People who roleplay excessively. Bonus points if the OC is a wolf.*
#Bible thumpers who claim that equal rights is "oppressing" them somehow.
#People who give half a rat's ass about their gamerscore, leaderboards, etc.*
#People who think spamming the chat with overly gross sexual acts is funny.
#ANYWUN HOO FINKS WRITIN LIEK DIS IZ AN JOKE BYE ITSELF*
#People who talk about "euphoric athiests".
#BigBob123
#People who think I'm a whiteknight by putting BigBob on this list.
#People who think I'm overly negative by making this list
#People who will read this list and try to do all of these things at once for comedy.
#Overprotective baby boomer parents.
Disclaimer "Feel free to fuck themselves" is just me being facetious. If you're one of these things, and there isn't an asterisk at the end of the item, we can probably still be friends.
==COMING SOON==
*'''Godzilla NES Kreepypazta: '''Gizoogle version of the Godzilla NES Creepypasta, with gangsta-ized images. STATUS: RESTARTED, MAYBE
*'''D12 HIDDEN ALBUM; ANGLES NIHGT: '''Sequel to BEACH BOIS HIDDEN ALBUM;FROWN, one of my favorite trollpastas of all time. For those that don't know, D12 is a rap group of 6 guys, 1 of which is white and 1 of which is a nasty-ass fat guy named Bizarre Kid. STATUS: Partially started
*'''(Untitled): The First Gangster Themed Story To Not Be Run Through [[File:VUM4Lc9.jpg|thumb|400px|The protagonist of my Christmas special, Whiggie.]]Gizoogle: '''Originally a Christmas special, but never came through because I needed more time to study. STATUS: I have no clue what this will be about, I'll probably just save it for Easter or something.
*'''The Rise Of The Trolls:''' This story is based on all the shit that happened while I was gone for ONE BRIEF MONTH. Let's recap, shall we? Evets struck back, Ceeb showed up, a new butthurt user has taken the throne by the name of ObliterationOfTheSelf, the beef between us and MrBigDog has been relit because of something LOLSKELETONS did, And Furbearingbrick has gone rogue after we refused to help her raid someone she didn't like. So, with all of this crazy stuff that's happened, and the stuff that happened before that (Trust me, there's plenty of drama to go around), I've decided to start a series of trollpasta based on these events. It shows the world in a Mad Max-style future, where the TPW is a faction that has started its own settlement to combat the wastes. As for what the other people would be, well, you'll see when it's done... STATUS: <u>I DUNNO SORRY</u>
==In Cumclusion==
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http://www.reddit.com/r/1000thworldproblems/
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