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* NIGHT OF THE FUNDAMENTALISTS!!1!
* ATTACK OF THE NAZI SKELETONS!
 
== List of things I hate! ==
* pEoPlE tHaT tHiNk TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is CoOl Or CrEePy. It's just annoying.
* That fucking "Sticks and stones" rhyme.
* Rad-Fems that complain about every single thing they can by calling it sexist and patriarchal, thinking they're always right because they use the label "feminist."
* Self Service Checkouts. Fuck those things.
* People that think sex is evil and anyone who has it is unclean and evil.
* The other end of the spectrum. People who think that sex is everything and the only purpose in life.
* The following words: '''enjoy, irresistible, fraction, selfie, swag, twerk''' (this one makes me cringe), '''guys, bird''' (when used to describe a woman), '''booty, Legos''' (the plural is LEGO! No s!)
* People that call you a "wannabe hipster" when you have a different opinion of them, or like something they've never heard of.
* Blow Dryers in public bathrooms. Those things are noisy and fucking useless.
* People that bombard you with "YOUR OPINION NOONE CARES!!!!" when you state your opinion on something.
* People who think shouting "fuck her right in the pussy" is funny. That was funny ONCE. Then it got beat down and buried into the center of the Earth.
* Misuse of the word "literally". It happens all the time and even I've done it a couple of times.
* Misuse of double negatives. "Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!" So... someone's got time for that?
 
== Q&A Shit you don't give 2 fucks about! ==
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* Breadwinners 666 (only because it was my first trollpasta)
* so fuxxxing scary u guize.jpg
'''''What are your hobbies?'''''
* Writing shitty trollpasta, hoping it doesn't get deleted.
* Watching YouTube Videos, and commenting a lot.
* Playing Video Games
* Watching Aminated Cartoonios
* Violently f4ppng to h0m0seXua1 pr0nz
* Drinking Pepsi Max
* Various other unproductive things
'''''What's your favorite game?'''''
 
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== SPOONEADS' TROLLPASTA REWARDS (MY OPINION OKAY??!?!!)!!!!![[Category:User]] ==
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=== Funniest Trollpasta ===▼
 
▲=== Funniest Trollpasta ===
[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/PAATRIXXX_DA_MOVEI PAATRIXXX DA MOVEI]
 
=== Most Unreadable Trollpasta ===
 
[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/ZOMG_IZ_ZGARIEZED_BAZDA_LIGE_1337_H4X ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X]
 
=== Most Bizzare/Stupid Trollpasta ===
 
'''undecided'''
 
=== Most Sexual Trollpasta (Giggity!) ===
 
'''undecided'''
 
=== Best Name for a Trollpasta ===
 
[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_super_sexy_horny_basterd_drew_pickles_wii_694_ass_patrixxx_molestia_secret_pronz_shack_poopoo_and_then_a_skeleton_popped_out Sonic super sexy horny basterd drew pickles wii 694 ass patrixxx molestia secret pronz shack poopoo and then a skeleton popped out]
 
=== Most legitimately scary Trollpasta ===
 
'''undecided'''
 
=== Worst Shitpasta ===
 
[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Scooby_Doo_Theory Scooby Doo Theory]
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