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ALTERNATIVE SEQUENCE OF EVENTS THAT SIGNIFY THE END OF THE STORY:
 
 I lowered my head, and suddenly visions of the ripped tights and buttholes filled my head, including the devious smile of Bob Ross. In a fit of sudden energy, I shot up quickly, nailing the cop in the nose with the top of my head, and while he was distracted I yanked the nightstick from him and gave his buddy one good whack to the neck, causing his spine to shoot out the top of his head. I could feel my true Mary-Sue come out in me, the unstoppable power of a poorly written character surging through my veins.
 
As the first officer got back up, I bludgeoned him with the salami stick, yelling "WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?" to which he replied, "I dunno probably someone like Draco Malfoy." This response only served to drive my ambition further, but he wasn't down quite yet. He swung back, triggering a quick time event, but I pressed X just in time, and the force of his punch caused his fist to come all the way back around and land on his own face.
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