Weezer Copypasta

I can't fucking take it. I see an image of 4 guys standing in a line and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like weezer" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a screenshot of phineas and ferb that looked like weezer, I'd see a soda can in front of a blue background that looked like weezer, I'd see 4 guys lined up getting their picture taken that looked like weezer. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the word WEEZER ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see 4 guys standing in a line. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the colors! I'll never see the colors blue, red, white, black, light green, or teal again without thinking of weezer. If I ever listen to music created by Buddy Holly all I can think about is "weezer." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say when I see their blood on the floor is "red album" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the words "rivers" and "wheeze" are ruined. The phrase "say it ain't so" is ruined. I can't wear fucking sweaters anymore without thinking of weezer. Whenever someone tells me that everything will be alright in the end I start simultaneously laughing and sobbing until l'm a helpless ball of flesh curled up on the floor. I can't live anymore. Weezer has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!

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