Doctor's Journal #43332 This is Dr. John Rohnson recording the events of the days spent with patient Dustin Dohnson. These are being documented so the authorities can use them in accord a law.

Day 1 Jamuanry 3rd, 2024 I met new patient Dustin Dohnson today. His parents seemed nervous and droped him off quickly I noticed with my awareness. Dustin, roughly 20-22 years old. Male. Sex: M. I observed something unusual almost immediately. When he loocked at things on my desk (like diplomas and note pads and trophies) they would move on their own! I amsked Dustin how he do that and he looked at the sky towards the hevans above and sad "I don't. I just ask them things to moving nad they moving where I ask." I threw up all over the place.

Day 4 Jimuarny 35rd, 2024 Dustin's second appointment with seeing me for his powers. I stopped his momma as she was puking towards her car. I sad we might have aproblem with sweet young Dostin. She said that I had a porblme now and she puked all over her car. I t was a cool car too. I went back inside and Dustin had floated hiself all the way to the ceiling and was walking on my ceilings! I screamed for Dustin to come right on down and to stop being such a wicked bad boy but he just laughed a satan laugh. It was so chilling I puked everywhere. Then he puked fro mseeing me puke that he puked which felle down right onto top of my doctor head. This made me puke more. I gave him medical pills from my doc pad.

Day 18 Janjan 37th, 2024 I called my friend The pOpe who came immediately when I said my name and I had a satan boy to cure. He flew into my bulding and was waitng when his parents arrived. When they tried too leav e I jumped from the roof onto them as the Pope cornered Dustin in a corner while waving a torch. I climbed off his mma and papa and sed thet their child was a satan child and they looked at each other 4evr. I had time to run off and puke and come back. They sed the dad wasn't the dad and I was like whaat". The momy had gone a cruz to Hatey about 20 years ago and did the wild thing with a voodo god. She said that made the satan child. The popa looked shamed. I hugged him real hard. We all cried sitting indian style in the parking lott. We took turns puking into the campfire we made. This released the satan from the family and we all puked a sigh of releife. IN side however my best man, THE POPE, had beeten Dustin to the death with his torch. He said "satan offsprings ain't got no place in my town!" I told the parents.

Day 367 January 14th, 2025 Dustin's parents finally came and collected his spooky ass bones.



Credited to SenatorUppercut 

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