What happened to me last night

Last night, i couldn't sleep, so i tumbled around in bed. I laid on my side and opened my ayes and saw a scary Jeff The Killer! I didn't think anything of it, so i got up out of bed to go to the bathroom and get a drink of water. B 4 i left, i herd a scratching sound from the other side of the door.

"Its just the cat" i said.

Than i opened the door and nobody was their! Than i remembered i don't even have a dog! Again, i thought nothing of it. I walked down the hall way and a spooky zombie jumped out of the closet and said "boo". I cried a little and than kept going. I got 2 the bathroom and peed. I went 2 wash my hands (because i'm not nasty). I looked in the mirror at myself.

"Wait a minute," i said.

I looked back up at the mirror and their was nobody their! (i should of mentioned b 4 that the 1st thyme i looked at the mirror a spooky dead ghost was hangning by a nuse behind me) Than i started going 2 the kitchen 4 some water. I walked through the living room. I looked out the window and saw a alien space ship landing in my back yard. I turned around and a skeleton was standing behind me!

He said "booga booga booga!"

I peed again and jumped back with startle and than i calmed down and kept going 2 the kitchen. I turned on the faucet butt it was blood! I set the faucet to the cold setting and it was water again. I drank some of it and turned around and i looked at the floor butt their was a snake on the floor! I screamed an walked out of the kitchen. When i got out i saw a person sitting in my chair. I turned the light on and it was a person!

He said "remeber that space ship? That was an ilumniminatey space ship!"

I said "i don't believe u."

he says "o yeah?" and makes a triangle with his hands.

I gasped and said "your write!!"

Than he took of his mask and he was actually the snake that was on my kitchen floor!!!!!

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Credited to cottonheadedninnymug 
Originally uploaded on August 23, 2014

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