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[[File:Tupac Shakur (rapper), performing live.jpg|thumb|252x252px|The man suspected of faking his death.]]
This is the story of how Yellow Fever was cured. The REAL story. The story that the US Government doesn't want you to know. So fuck the government.
The Free African Society, founded by Richard Allen and Absalom Jones in 1787, treated the sick, and buried the dead when there was no cure for yellow fever. They felt that Kasinova tha Don was really Tupac in disguise and that he killed Biggie and Eazy after they killed him in Call of Duty. Tupac is reported as shouting,
Hail Eazy
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Now, and in the hour of our incarceration
By 2035, the charity failed, and Kim Jong-un executed the Yuimetal for being a complete idiot and spending all the money on banana slicers.Then came what is commonly referred to as the Era of Lions. This era started when Snoop Dogg left Death Row to convert to Rastafarianism and murdered all of the starving kids in Africa. He freed all the lions ever to hunt down and kill Suge Knight. Snoop Dogg then flew to Japan to watch some animes, but he soon found out that his favorite voice actor, Bernhard Goetz, was killed by Emperor Showa after a game of poker that turned bloody. He stole a Japanese plane and flew into the Taj Mahal while screaming
Dear Slim,
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Sincerely, T_P_C SH_K_R
Eminem obviously had no idea who signed it, so he called in the greatest mathematician of all time, Rush Limbaugh, to decode it. Rush decoded it as Kanye West, so Eminem killed Kanye. He was later met by dirty bum Stephen Hawking, who decoded it as Tupac Shakur. Eminem and the rest of the Cult of Shady searched for years, until, in 2069, they found Tupac. Tupac is reported as saying
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