Why I Now Hate Halloween

Hey kids! I'm just a young kid too, like you, just 30 years older! Whatevs, it's all good in da neighbourhood!

But you know what isn't good? Halloween. I just an experience that made me have to change my adult diapers.

I was chillin' like a villian, sittin' at home, waitin' for some kids to come to trick or treat at my crib, yo. There was the usual "vampire", "ghost", "zombie", "Tony Hawk" costumes, but one costume stood out. It's ingrained in my mind like a "rad" skateboarding video I saw once.

It was indescribably horrifying, like something out of your worst nightmares. It was an array of bones, arranged into human shape. It kept telling me to stop screaming, that it was only a "costume" and that it wasn't real.

But that wasn't the worst of it, no. It ripped it's own head off only to reveal a CHILD UNDERNEATH. IT HAD EATEN A CHILD!

I refused it candy, causing it to bombard my house with eggs that came out of God knows where!

This was easily the least "hip" experience of my life and needless to say, my heart prolapsed a lil' bit.

Next year, I'll just get my "homies" over and throw a cool partay and just try to forget about everything.

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Credited to shitthrowawayaccount 

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