Why I hate Clowns so much

It all started with Nosey MacHonk. Nosey was a fellow classmate in high school, a clown to end all clowns.

Naturally rainbow haired, makeup as white as Maine's population, a nose so bulbous and red it looked like a tumor there was no mistaking what he was. Nosey was also a bully.

See I'm a Furry something so shameful to admit I must pay penance at the local cult with blood sacrifices and as a Furry I was the prime target for Nosey. He'd trip me, leave threatening notes on my locker saying get the stabbies uwu, and scream yiff yiff yiff whenever I'd walk by (he didn't know what it meant).

He took it too far one day though, he tripped me full costumed causing my head to fall off revealing my horrifying true form (several kids ended up getting committed to an Asylum. after witnessing me ). After that I was known as cthulu looking headass. I can't forgive clowns for the crimes of Nosey

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