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WiimoteonCoD9.exe
A recent invention, the WiimoteonCoD9, for competitive gamers had been released. I, 13 at the time so don't be a <span
So of course, I purchased this new invention, the WiimoteonCoD9. But, it came with a installation disc. To set up the WiimoteonCoD9, I had to run a file called WiimoteonCoD9.exe. I was on my apple laptop, so i had to call and have them specially deliver a mac version. That is when all hell broke loose. The mail truck rolled up to my living room (it drove through the fucking wall) playing the song "THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN" and out came the mail man. He was wearing blood crimson red sleeveless T-shirt that said "HELL 666 SATAN" in blood red fire letters. He had BLOOD COVERED red jeans, and he wore a bandana. No, the bandana wasn't bloody. It was covered in semen.
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"Click [Run] to install WiimoteonCoD9 software, and the AdWare that comes free with it. Click [Cancel] will still give you the AdWare."
So I had no choice. I clicked run, and it said "YOU ARE FUCKED" and my computer shut down. Despite my attempt to turn it on, it wouldn't. So I gave up and logged on Xbox Live. My gamertag was changed though, to "
"I, Richard Cock, am calling to inform thou that my account has been hacketh. Restoreth it to thine previewos state, and maybe thou may suffereth none sue. If thou fail to meet thy demand, then thee will be broughteth for trial by legaleth courteth systemeth."
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I heard a "ping!" noise from my laptop in my bedroom. So i yelled "PONG" and went to go see what it was 68 minutes later. My mac was turned on again so i finished the installation of WiimoteonCoD9.exe, and played it. The game was a standard .exe, nothing too spooky alot of blood and a very shitty jumpscare ending and loading with viruses. To be honest, I would rate it a 4.3/10. My mac is pretty fucked up now so it was hard to type this, but I have to tell the world what happened to my virginity that fateful day. I lost it to WiimoteonCoD9.exe.
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