Willy Wonkas Directors Cut

Do you remember Tim Burton's Willy wonka? It was going to be a lot darker. I got a copy of it on a torrent website. It said "Willy Wonka Cut 2/3/03.' It started like normal until the robo hands making the chocolate appeared. An oompa loompa came, even though he was to appear much later in the film, and the robo hands appeared and cutted his head off. Blood was everywhere and another oompa loompa came and screamed. The rest of the intro was normal. It was normal until the flashback to the factory. It showed Wonka with whips whipping all the workers. Grandpa Joe then said "That's why the factory closed down. Slugworth reported him but Wonka killed him before anyone knew why it closed down." He then told Charlie about the Prince who died in chocolate after he never paid Wonka. After Charlie's dad got fired it then showed the dad commiting suicide by jumping in the fire. It then showed his burnt corpse. After the funeral, it's normal, just without the dad. When it showed the kids, Augustus Gloop said he got diabetes, Violet killed the man she was fighting, Verucas dad owned a sweat shop and Mike sweared a lot. The film is normal after that. When the mini robots appeared, they were oompa loompas appeared singing they want to die. Then Wonka appeared and killed them with a rifle. When they were in the Chocolate room, Wonka pushed Gloop into the river and he drowned in it. Mrs Gloop tried to save him but she drowned as well. When they were in the boat, Wonka pushed Joe in the river and he drowned as well. When Violet became a blueberry, she explodes and her mum fell into an acid pot and died. When they were in the nut room, Verucas head got smashed open by a squirrel and Mr Salt said he's gonna tell the government about him. Wonka said "No witnesses." And threw him into the pit. It was a portal to help and he appeared on a chair. Mark David Chapman appeared and said " I'm gonna shoot you like I shot John Lennon. " He than shot him. When Mike appeared on the TV he was inside out so Wonka squished him. Then he shot Mike's dad. He then threw Charlie in the elevator and the elevator crashed into the moon as it faded to black. A message on screen then said "That's the reason why you shouldn't go to Wonkas factory." When I sent it to Warner Bros. they sent another message " Curosity killed the cat and it killed him good. "

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