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Lots of people make pirated versions of Windows, called Black Editions...I studied long and hard on how to make one, and then I got to work. I opened my C++ Editor, and began coding in the changes. I then added a new bootscreen, Microsoft Office 2010, WindowBlinds and various other things.
 
When it was ready, I christened it as ''Windows XP Second Edition''. I was so proud of my lovely operating system. I had even installed the Update Hack from POSReady 2009. I was ready to go! I knew I was extending the system beyond its logical limits, but I didn't care. I intended to continue with my XP fun.
 
After a day of working on assignments and fine-tuning the operating system, I went to sleep, looking forward to using ''my'' OS again.
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At last, I entered the room where my computer was. Strangely, the machine had been left relatively untouched, but its screen was flickering every now and then. I switched the screen off and on again, and what I saw horrified me in every way.
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"W... what the hell?!" I murmured as I looked at the screen. What the hell had happened here? The screen continued to flicker with static until it suddenly shut off again, smoke gushing from its ports.
 
At once, the machine's screen turned back on. It was completely blank, save for the command line. Text began to flicker over the screen.
 
HELP._
I'M STUCK._
YOU DID THIS TO ME.
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