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==<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold;white-space:pre-wrap;">Note:</span><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;"> This is a parody of the “Creepypasta” </span><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">Playstation Suffer</span><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">. Here is the original: </span>[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/PlayStation_Suffer <span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(17,85,204);text-decoration:underline;white-space:pre-wrap;">http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/PlayStation_Suffer</span>]<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I don’t know which is worse.</span>==
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">Well, I just got a job at Microsoft a couple of minutes ago as a game creator. For job
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">ns, I was given an XBone for game testing. I had ideas about creating the games which I was RELIEVED about. I couldn’t explain how happy I was. I rushed home to set it up. As I set it up, there was something weird going on. Every single word in the instruction booklet was scribbled out only left with the pictures which thought was suspicious, but I just left it because it was getting late. I went to bed.</span></p>
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">I placed Battlefield 4 in to the console and started multiplayer. However, something wasn’t right here; EVERY single battlepack I got from leveling up was a gold battlepack which you hardly get and there wasn’t any enemies in the game either. That was quite strange. (Are you scared yet?) I
[[File:SKARY_Satan.jpg|thumb|230px|What the scary picture in Halo 5/Halo 666 looked like.]]
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">ought I would swap discs over because I thought it was just a minor bug that needed resting as well as some medication. I put Halo 5 in to the console, but that was worse…The home menu was bloody and red, human organs were hanging everywhere, and "Halo 5" was replaced with "Halo 666." Then out of nowhere a creepy picture came up in the background and it was the scariest thing I had ever heard (I don't know how you can hear a picture, but whatever) so I switched the disc over again to Battlefield 4 but it was worse than before. Every word in the game was distorted like the manual, and everything had blood and guts hanging from every place possible and every enemy was IMMENSELY hard to kill because they were demons made of blood. (Are you scared now?) I had enough of this so I took out the discs, snapped them in to pieces and burnt them into the ashes.</span></p>
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