YOUR SCREWED: Difference between revisions

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">It was a normal night at my household. My dog was sleeping by the fire as it burned out, and I was reading a good book...until a heard a knock on the door. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">KNOCK KNOCK </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">The knock shook my bones. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">KNOCK KNOCK </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Even harder now! </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">KNOCK KNOCK </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">It was getting unbearable! </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">KNOCK KNOCK </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">I began to throw up and cry because I was so scared. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">KNOCK KNOCK </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">I cowered in the corner of my house. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">KNOCK...knock </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">The knocking finally had calmed down. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">KA-BLAMMY! </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">My whole front door barged down, and their was a little miget waiting in the doorway. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">"YOUR SCREWED, BITCH! AHAHHAHAHA" He cried with his little voice. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">I screamed in horror and ran down the hallway. The ceiling of my house began caving in as I saw a skeleton walking down my hallway eating jello. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">My lighting fixtures began turning into butterflies and the floors turned into chocolate. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">My dog had turned into an...oh, wait, he's still a dog. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">I ran to my computer and went on Creepypasta wiki and read the story to predict what would happen next... </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Before I could continue reading, a bow and arrow plunged through my back. I saw Cupid flying in the doorway of my room. He began peeing all over my face and I barely managed to escape out of my room. Yanking the arrow out of my back was painful, but seeing my backyard was even more painful. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">An army of Marios and Luigi's had invaded my backyard. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">"THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!" </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">They all screamed at once. On that command, they began charging towards me. Being a 67th degree in black belt, I used a Rasengan to blast my way through the enemies. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Once I escaped my backyard, I was in the street. I saw Putt-Putt driving down the street with the stupid dog inside. I jumped into the car and drove down the street. I passed by Spongebob, who was slamming himself in the face with a hammer. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">I suddenly pulled up in front of The Projects. The Huntsville rapist came running towards me, but I pulled out an RPG-7 and blasted his little face off. Continuing through the projects was scary. Once I came out of the Projects, I came across... </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">"LOST VIDEO STORE" </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">I walked inside and watched all the videos on the shelves, including Dead Bart, Squidwards Suicide and all the Happy Appy DVD's. After I was done I got a Plastic Bag and suffocated myself, until I woke up and realized I was dead, inside my grave. I lied back down and closed my eyes. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Soon I was woken up in Weenie Hut General. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">"HUH? WEENIE HUT GENERAL?" I cried. </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">[[File:YOR_NEXT.png|thumb|DA LITTLE MIGET]]</span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">I saw the miget and Cupid all surrounding the operation table. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">I'M SCREWED. </span></p>

<p style="margin-top: 12pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; line-height: 15.75pt; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; "><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">TACO(TROLL EXPRESS)PASTA BY YOUR ONE AND ONLY, </span></p>