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Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.
For further questions about trollpastas, creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!
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Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM
Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... (Read more...)
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Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?
Hosting 14,730 pastas since July 2011
Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101
Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.
For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!
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Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM
Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... (Read more...)
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- My Friends Tigger & Pooh: The Evil Sleuths
- Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Mickey's Revenge
- Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation E.V.I.L.
- Pinky Dinky Doo: Pinky the Eraser
- Jojo Siwa's Lost Music Vid
- Jimmy's EEEVVVIILLL Of The Web
- Leptys the Evil One
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- MR.COOL'S BACKSTORY
- The Lost Episode of COPS
- Aqua teen last episode
- Extinction of Yoshi
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force Theory - Carl's Life
- Lego Killer
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- PATRIXXX CAKE
- EVIL PATRIXCKS POKEMAN GAMEZ.exe
- 2024-05-17 14:34:28 Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation E.V.I.L. . . Nopunintendo
- 2024-05-17 11:38:17 Blue's Clues: Blue's Clue Murdering Spree . . Kevin045fan
- 2024-05-17 11:35:00 My Friends Tigger & Pooh: The Evil Sleuths . . Kevin045fan
- 2024-05-17 11:34:16 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Mickey's Revenge . . Kevin045fan
- 2024-05-17 11:28:39 Little Einsteins: The Evil Einsteins . . Kevin045fan
- 2024-05-17 11:26:51 Pinky Dinky Doo: Pinky the Eraser . . Kevin045fan
- 2024-05-17 04:38:38 Jojo Siwa's Lost Music Vid . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-17 03:40:00 A Bug's Death . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-17 02:18:50 The Lost Oprah Winfrey Show Episode . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-17 02:15:03 Lavender Town: A True Story . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-17 02:04:43 House of Doom . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-17 01:33:16 Billy (Pokepasta) . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-17 01:32:52 Billy Returns (Pokepasta) . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-17 01:14:07 'scary dora' . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-16 23:53:51 The Playground . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-16 23:53:47 The Playground (The Truth Behind Recess) . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-16 23:47:45 Categories That Will Never Be Made . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-16 23:36:32 Sims 3 Creepypasta . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-16 23:10:46 The Story of Kanye West . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-16 23:06:19 Mario's Shroom Trip . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-16 19:44:01 Shadow-People . . Thermometer
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11:29 (cur | prev) +3,891 Kevin045fan talk contribs (Created page with "I'm pretty sure you've heard of lost episodes of a couple of Curious Pictures shows. Shows like, The Wrong Coast, Little Einsteins (I actually had an experience with one) and Team Umizoomi. But now I've experienced a lost episode of another Curious Pictures show. That being, Codename: Kids Next Door. If you don't know what that show is, I'll explain if you’re living under rocks. It's about a group of 5 kids using technology in a tree house. Numbuh One, Numbuh Two, Num...") | |||
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13:25 2804:29b8:500f:8233:fcf9:d29e:de26:6c16 talk posted a new comment on Instant Death Disease (How can a serious creepypasta have a protagonist named "Dickenson") Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit | ||||
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12:38 Hungry Burger talk contribs posted a new comment on BFDI: TPOT 1 (EARLY DRAFT) (Of all the lost episode pastas on the internet, both found and lost, this is certainly one of them. The writing was made. The script was present. The dialogue was some of it. The plot is certainly.) | ||||
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10:51 Fryeatergavin2 talk contribs posted a new comment on BFDI: TPOT 1 (EARLY DRAFT) (of course it was on geoshea's lost episodes wiki.) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit | ||||
| N 11:38 | Blue's Clues: Blue's Clue Murdering Spree diffhist +15,627 Kevin045fan talk contribs (Created page with "First off, you may have seen Elyjah3's encounters with two lost Blue's Clues episodes, where Tickety was a bad individual and Sidetable Drawer was working with Hawk Moth. But I would prefer if I'd like to tell you about "Blue's Clues", if you are living under a rock. The show is about an animated blue-spotted dog named Blue as she leaves a trail of clues/paw prints for the host and the viewers to figure out her plans for the day. However, there was one thing about the...") | ||||
| N 11:35 | My Friends Tigger & Pooh: The Evil Sleuths diffhist +12,531 Kevin045fan talk contribs (Created page with "NOTE: This story is inspired by those stories that have murdering sprees. Have you heard of a Playhouse Disney show called "My Friends Tigger & Pooh"? If not, then let me explain what the show is about if you been living under a rock. The show is about a 7-year old red/orange-haired girl named Darby and her dog Buster, who is friends with Winnie-the-Pooh, and Tigger. Whenever there's a emergency, They become the Super Sleuths, a group of detectives who solve mysteries...") | ||||
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11:34 (cur | prev) −6,351 Kevin045fan talk contribs (Good work!) Tag: Visual edit | ||||
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| 11:28 | Little Einsteins: The Evil Einsteins diffhist +7,103 Kevin045fan talk contribs | ||||
| N 11:26 | Pinky Dinky Doo: Pinky the Eraser diffhist +31,263 Kevin045fan talk contribs (Created page with "Before we start, I like to tell you about the show Pinky Dinky Doo if you are all living under a rock. The show was about a 7-year-old girl named Pinky Dinky Doo who makes up stories to help her 4-year old little brother Tyler and blue pet guinea pig Mr. Guinea Pig in a huge city. However, there's only one thing about the show will make me NEVER watch the show the same way anymore. thumb|The Pinky Dinky Doo DVD. Let's start here. I...") | ||||
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