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Revision as of 22:11, 28 October 2014 (view source) imported>SecretChili (Created page with "Everyone knows about that faaa'''a'''mous search engine, Google, right? Well, there's a dark secret they don't want anyone to know. You may have heard about the dead bodies, ...")		Latest revision as of 13:12, 11 March 2024 (view source) Niagaranobs (talk \| contribs) m (removed Category:Pointless Violence using HotCat)
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Line 1: Everyone knows about that ~~faaa'''a'''mous~~famous search engine, Google, right? Well, there's a dark secret they don't want anyone to know. You may have heard about the dead bodies, rape victims, and other things found on Google Street view. But, what I found today was truly disturbing, it makes me shudder with fear, just thinking about it. When one of my friends emailed me a mysterious message, I didn't question it, he was probably hacked, or ~~ahd~~got one of those annoying viruses. <blockquote> "'''Hi, (My Name)! Long time no see. We should catch up sometime, whatever you do, do not Google "Big Black Banana From Ebola." Thanks.''' '''-'' Yours truly, ~~'''~~'' ~~<nowiki/>'~~''(My friends Email Address).''' </blockquote> Now, normally I pay no mind to these spam messages, but I was feeling pretty adventurous today/. So, I opened up Google Chrome, got to my homepage, (which is Google, if you haven't guessed) and typed in "Big Black Banana From Ebola" into the search bar, and hit enter. My blood was boiling for something freaky, I was anticipating it, and. Nothing. Line 44 ⟶ 46: So, whatever you do. Please, PLEASE, don't Google "Big Black Banana From Ebola" [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] [[Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ]] [[Category:Cliche Madness]] [[Category:Title that makes babbies laugh]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:Well, that was pointless.]] [[Category:Stupid is as the main character does]] {{Comments}}