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"Hey, motherfucker, I was walking around and stalking the neighborhood cat when I found this dicsk, but only after getting my ass ripped apart by sex offender Shrek in the bite of 1969. Don't play it, you'll cum yourself into a coma or some shit. Even now, I'm drowning in my own dude fluid. Don't fucking do it Anon."
Obviously I didn't want to listen to this retarded
When the game booted up, I saw a file called "ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis.EXE" which was so scary, I was forced into rehabilitation for several eons before I was finally able to play the game. When I did, it showed me a hyper realistic image of a chicken mask with the title "Hotline Miami 3: The Right Number", The chicken mask looked so real it was like you could touch the feathers and when I reached over, I could feel the feathery sweetness and I came.
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I wanted to reap the butt.
I needed to reap the butt.
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