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12 June 2024

23 May 2024

  • 06:4106:41, 23 May 2024 diff hist +35‎ m Yo Gabba Gabba - Banned Episode ‎No edit summary current
  • 06:3706:37, 23 May 2024 diff hist +4,688‎ N Luigi Creepypasta ‎ Created page with "Hello my name is Jacob and i've decided to tell you a story about a game i have never bought or downloaded but it somehow appeared on my computer.It was called Luigi. One night i was just checking my computer for any game i can play because i was very very bored.I've checked everything but my downloaded files so i went to check them out when i opened it of course there was way too many stuff to find anything so i started deleting things i didnt wanted.I've deleted a lot..." current
  • 06:3406:34, 23 May 2024 diff hist +45‎ m Luigi's DEAD Mansion ‎No edit summary
  • 06:3306:33, 23 May 2024 diff hist +4,412‎ N Luigi's Hanging ‎ Created page with "When i was young i was addicted to video games and always found them fun so ihad decided that when i grow up that i would go into a job that included video games. When i had become 16 i had gotten lucky and got a job at the local PlayNTrade. I thought that i was lucky because this store dealt with all systems of gaming. After a few dayss we had gotten a large donation of gamecube games and became overstocked. We were forced to sit down and test the first few levels of e..." current
  • 06:3206:32, 23 May 2024 diff hist +7,047‎ N Luigi Mansion Dark Moon Beta Cartridge ‎ Created page with "I played Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon before. Just not the beta. I'm a collector on this stuff. '''PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR THE BETA I WILL NOT SEND YOU THE BETA'''. Now, it all started when I find a copy of Luigi Mansion Dark Moon on eBay listed: "Luigi Mansion Dark Moon Beta Pack DS." My jaw just just drop like I won a thousand dollors. I just love beta roms and a beta rom on my 3DS would make me very happy! I bought if the beta pack before anyone else could. It arrived..." current
  • 06:2806:28, 23 May 2024 diff hist +3,789‎ N Luigi's Mansion Rare Game ‎ Created page with "thumb|250px|Title Screen of Luigi being hung and the L is his blood Hello. This story is true and it will change the way you look at Luigi's mansion forever. This is a bootleg game so don't think the Nintendo company did this. I was walking home from school one day and decided to go to the ice creem shopp near my house to get an ice creem cone after a hot day. You might wonder why when it's so effing cold out but this was in May and I feel re..." current
  • 06:2706:27, 23 May 2024 diff hist +27‎ N File:Luigi L blood.jpg ‎ File uploaded with MsUpload current
  • 06:2306:23, 23 May 2024 diff hist +5,278‎ N Luigi's Mansion European ‎ Created page with "thumb|Good Night Well, I just turned 19 last year and I decided to move into an apartement with my girlfriend. I went through my old stuff to see if there was anything I could bring along. I opened my closet to have an avalanche of photo albums fall on me. I looked deeper into the closet to see my old silver little GameCube. As my grin grew larger and larger on my face I remembered all of the good times I had while playing it. About two months later we..." current
  • 06:2106:21, 23 May 2024 diff hist +27‎ N File:Creepy Luigi.jpg ‎ File uploaded with MsUpload current
  • 06:2106:21, 23 May 2024 diff hist +27‎ N File:Lmcp.jpg ‎ File uploaded with MsUpload current

8 May 2024

25 April 2024

  • 07:0107:01, 25 April 2024 diff hist +2,364‎ N It's scary... what you'll do for your kids ‎ Created page with ""Dad?" I rolled my eyes. Once again Jane, my 20-year-old daughter, wanted to draw my attention away from the important things I had going on in life. "You know how since mom died six years ago, you've never cooked me a meal, done any laundry, took me to school, held a conversation?" "What's your point Jane? I'm not your mother OK? Christ alive." "My point is you're a terrible father." "Oh fine, Jane. Fine. Boo hoo. Like it's so special to be a great father." "No, d..." current
  • 06:5706:57, 25 April 2024 diff hist +2,483‎ N The Radiators, They Bleed ‎ Created page with "Hello everybody my name is David. I am the man of the house. I have a wife and daughter. My sanity is unquestioned. I go to work. I come home. I feed the fish. Now, as autumn was coming it was of course my duty to ''bleed'' the radiators to ensure my heating system's efficiency. I didn't want for my boiler to come on early winter and be trying to heat my rooms with vacuous, empty pockets of useless air! To have my wife and daughter laugh at and despise me!? No, I did n..." current
  • 06:5306:53, 25 April 2024 diff hist +938‎ N Incubus ‎ Created page with "Last Halloween, I almost slept with an Incubus. So basically, I saw him in a bar, he was hella hot, so I went up to him and said "Hey, wanna ride my inky bus?!" he laughed and stroked my thigh saying. "How ironic, because I am an Incubus. Of course I would be delighted to engage in intercourse." He picked me up and started fireman carrying me home. "Oh, but I was just being filthy. I didn't realise you were actually an Incubus. You would drain my soul?" "Uh, ''yeah!'..." current
  • 06:4806:48, 25 April 2024 diff hist +3,164‎ N Lost Kool-Aid Commercial ‎ Created page with "When I was a young kid, I grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. My mother and father had gambling issues, and they weren't the best with money. So my childhood I stayed poor. We always had to buy generic food instead of the real stuff. It never really bothered me because my parents were always out at one of their two jobs working pay check to pay check just to keep a roof over our heads, and I could deal with what we had. One day, they just never came home. I was told..." current
  • 06:4506:45, 25 April 2024 diff hist +2,070‎ N I can hear the blues a-calling, a-calling me to the deep ‎ Created page with "Having been a Frasier fan, I tried to get my girlfriend interested in the new series, explaining how it was superior comedy to todays trash. Alas, almost at once something was off with the new series (no spoilers fam). I think I laughed once in total, and all she would laugh at was David. Fucking David Crane! An abomination not fit to lick Niles's boots. A bitterness grew within me through the unfunny half hour, but she got up more satisfied than ever I had left her by s..." current
  • 06:4206:42, 25 April 2024 diff hist +2,061‎ N The COVID Vaccine Makes Me Sexy ‎ Created page with "{{AN|I'm not one of those stupid conspiracy theory believers, I just wrote this as an absurdist joke.}} I remember when the vaccine first came out and all the girls that were mean to me in high school kept talking about how it would “kill you” or “implant a microchip in your brain so the government could watch you.” as a suicidal exhibitionist with a power imbalance kink, both of these possibilities appealed to me so I got the vaccine 13 times. I would disguise..." current
  • 06:3706:37, 25 April 2024 diff hist +3,057‎ N Haunted Walmart ‎ Created page with "So I was at Walmart awhile ago around Christmas time and my wife wanted me to get those little Christmas drawing books for our kids. It was late and I just wanted to be in and out, so I was in a hurry but I just couldn't find them. I ended up running into this employee who I asked for help. And so, this guy stops stocking boxes, turns around, and reveals this massive scar doing down his face across his eye. He looked like if Ted Kaczynski was a Bond villain. An enormous..." current
  • 06:3406:34, 25 April 2024 diff hist +2,015‎ N The Others ‎ Created page with "{{NSFW}} It was cold and foggy. I had just moved to a new mansion with my sickly 22-year-old son. My wife, Barbara, had died of a severe paper cut. Because it is the olden days, we have no cure for such things. Oh Barbara, I do miss beating you (more socially acceptable for me because of when I'm alive, with horses instead of cars etc). Or ''was'' it the olden days?? "Rest well, little Timmy." I said as I kissed my son goodnight. "Try not to die before t' morning. I..." current
  • 06:2906:29, 25 April 2024 diff hist +10,033‎ N I know what is coming for you ‎ Created page with "I loved the woods. Every weekend, I would pack a bag and drive to the woods just outside my town for a hike. It was therapy to me. It was a place where I could unwind from a busy working week, clear my mind and just... breathe. Writing that makes my chest ache with yearning. A few weeks ago, I went on my usual hike. It was a clear and cool day, my favourite kind of day. I was feeling good, letting my thoughts roam free and appreciating the tranquillity. I must have walk..." current
  • 06:2606:26, 25 April 2024 diff hist +1,144‎ N Dildo Hitman ‎ Created page with "{{NSFW}} I just broke up with my girlfriend. She couldn't handle my big ass dick. It's so fuckin big. A whole 3 inches. She had the nerve to tell me it was "small" and that's why she broke up with me. Well, where I'm from, 3 inch penises gets you like all the village bitches. Anyway, my ex's name was Salk Thit and she would love to talk shit. Also, her breath smelled like 78 unwashed asses, so every time we made out, I would go into a brief coma. Her blow job breath wo..." current
  • 06:2106:21, 25 April 2024 diff hist +925‎ N Yellow Door ‎ Created page with "The door at the other end of the apartment complex got painted yellow last week... A few guys from a contracting company had been hired by the building manager to paint the door at the other end of the apartment complex yellow. There were some people in the company who hired the contractor guys to paint yellow this door at the other end of the apartment complex, where the managers decided painting needed to be done. This happened last week. Last week, when the door wa..." current
  • 06:1806:18, 25 April 2024 diff hist +33‎ m The Bone Gnomes II ‎ added Category:Unnecessary Sequels using HotCat current
  • 06:1806:18, 25 April 2024 diff hist +29‎ The Bone Gnomes ‎No edit summary current
  • 06:1806:18, 25 April 2024 diff hist +7,558‎ N The Bone Gnomes II ‎ Created page with "''Jerry is doing his standup routine in front of a crowd'' Jerry: "I think most people here would say they are honest people. At the dentist office, we always lie though. I can count how many people on my hand in this room who actually floss every day. Every 6 months you tell your dentist you floss, but you never do. If you're like me, I'll do it the time before my appointment, but he always knows. He always knows the truth. You can't fool a dentist. They deal with more..."
  • 06:1506:15, 25 April 2024 diff hist +2,685‎ N Ethnic Ghost ‎ Created page with "My family and I have been terrorised for months, ever since we moved to a new house, ''in a new neighborhood.'' At first it started small. Bumps in the night. Strange writing on the walls. Funny smells. Then I began to notice scars on my children's legs. "Mommy, the bad lady is here. She did this to us!" They'd say to me in the morning. I began to stay up all night in their room to make sure they were safe. As I sat there in the darkness I'd hear the whispering of so..." current
  • 06:1006:10, 25 April 2024 diff hist +2,390‎ N Bad Hampsters ‎ Created page with "OMgawd guys i dunno what do omg omg i will keep typing an stuff for until i cant but oh man they are every wheres now so okay let me back up see it was like a week or sumthing back and I got this hampster pet like in a plastic cage rite because it was my birth day couple weeks back and my mom all she got me was like some random stuff like games an things but thats not what i want and she knows that coz i tell her i want a pet but SHE IS A MORON and never listen so i dint..." current
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