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and like stupid man i play it and then i saw it was like my normal world so i go to the big house and i see scary herobrine in there, he say "Give me diamond and i say "Fuck you" and then he fly away
Then scary message appeared saying EVIL PATRIXXX join the game and herobrine come back and i shit my pant again and then also they destroy my house and i destroy computer and i go to sleep and thinking it is over but then the computer back alive and minecraft is open at 100 % volume and i go to play again and i see they are destroying my house and there was fucking blood everywhere and they taked the villagers and they kill and blood appear and minecraft crash, but new file appear in desktop called DONOTOPEN.exe
But i opened the file and then gps activated and then a game called NoEscape opened, it was hyper realistic mario 64 and then my nintendo 64 turned on and in the corner of my eye i saw it said with bloody text NO ESCAPE and then i jump out the window and ran, i ran 9 hours to the airport and flew to mexico, but it was my worst mistake ever because there was in the plane a cd that said EViL2014 and i brought it with me and put it in the xbox 360 and then a game opened called EViL 2014, i played a little, it was very scary with jumpscare and scary dark room and baldi and granny and sonic.exe and jeff the killer and then a gun appear and i headshot everyone and i win it
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But i reached the ocean and i saw a bridge and it said DO NOT CROSS but i am strong so i did and i saw a van and it said free sonic and i got in and there was 4g and i found a hard drive and i put in the computer and there was a folder called games and i opened it and inside was a file called Sonic.Sucks.Baby.Powder.With.His.Ass.MULTI12+9DLCs.exe and i opened it and there was a video of sonic sucking baby powder with his ass, then i shit my pants and i ran away and flew to syria and found an abandoned house with ps2 on it and i played it and then the tv was hacked and herobrine pop up and say DONT LOOK BEHIND YOU and i look behind me and i see him and i shit myself
Then he started spinning and i asked him how he found me and he said that the NoEscape.exe game turned on gps, wtf, i didnt even take my computer with me, he said that nato told him where i am, then i ate a can of pork and beans and farted so hard i flew to brussels and i fucked the nato boss and then a tree fell on my head and i died, but i had not died, i had fallen into a coma, and i woke up and spingebill and SQUIDWARXXX were chanting "Monkey dick" i shit out a brick and hit them and they died and their last words were c̸̲̗̻͚͈͙͇̓̆͘͜ǒ͓͗̓͛̽̅̆͡r̸̨̝͕̲͕̤̼̜͇̘͇̘͈̝̪̺̞̮̗͚̠̙͉̟̭̤͍̣̬̣̻̗̖̯͎͒͋̃̽͠n̴̢̡̨̨̧̯͙̪̲̯̖̹͎̘̹͙͙͎̹̻̥̙̪̤̗͙͊́̾́̍̆͠
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