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But i reached the ocean and i saw a bridge and it said DO NOT CROSS but i am strong so i did and i saw a van and it said free sonic and i got in and there was 4g and i found a hard drive and i put in the computer and there was a folder called games and i opened it and inside was a file called Sonic.Sucks.Baby.Powder.With.His.Ass.MULTI12+9DLCs.exe and i opened it and there was a video of sonic sucking baby powder with his ass, then i shit my pants and i ran away and flew to syria and found an abandoned house with ps2 on it and i played it and then the tv was hacked and herobrine pop up and say DONT LOOK BEHIND YOU and i look behind me and i see him and i shit myself
Then he started spinning and i asked him how he found me and he said that the NoEscape.exe game turned on gps, wtf, i didnt even take my computer with me, he said that nato told him where i am, then i ate a can of pork and beans and farted so hard i flew to brussels and i fucked the nato boss and then a tree fell on my head and i died, but i had not died, i had fallen into a coma, and i woke up and spingebill and SQUIDWARXXX were chanting "Monkey dick" i shit out a brick and hit them and they died and their last words were
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