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'''One day I went to a yard sale in the middle of buttfuckfucking nowhere.'''
 
I wanted to buy a laptop, so I had no fucking clue what i was doing at a yard sale. I went and talked to the old lady behind the yard sale and told her "I don't suppose you have any computers for sale, Derp" and she replied "actually yes i do, and you can haz it for free :3." It's about here when i started to get chills down my spine, so i turned around and looked at my back and said "You're not supposed to get chills yet, it's later in the fucking story!!!" so after that my chills went away. [[File:20130312_172332.jpg|thumb|The laptop the lady gave me]]
 
Anway, back to the story. So the lady gave a very new looking computer, which I was suprised to see since this was a yard sale. So, I took the laptop off the lady and she gave me a blue mouse which had no brand, this made me shit brix.
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"I never downloaded anything" i thought, so after an hour of trying to load up this ".exe". I managed to get it to load.
 
And as soon as it loaded my laptop when to shit. Pictures of dead babies came up aswell as, Rape victims, mutilated bodies, dead animals and even a picture of that Jeff guy.
 
My computer then went red and Black text appeared on the screen, stating "Look behind you :3". So i did and there was a little girlwoman with no eyes and she was bleeding REALISTIC BLOOD...oh wait it is real life. so after that she walked toward me and killed me, and that's the end of .exe.
 
Wait how am i able to write this if i'm dead?......oh shit.
[[Category:Shok endingTrollpasta]]
[[Category:WHAT A TWEESTSatire]]
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[[Category:Cliche Madness]]
[[Category:Shok ending]]
[[Category:WHAT A TWEEST]]
[[Category:Im died]]
[[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]]
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