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i can't beleive your mum never found this sketchy. Thats went the copas came involved.
This brings me to why I am parodying one of the greatest creepypastas ever,
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People have been MySpacing me about what exactly happened in 1337, I will get back to that, Those weird shows i was watching were apparently supposed to attract kids to Mr. Horse's attic, what Mr. Horse did shocked the universe.
My dad actually drove me to North Korea with the address Mr. Horse left on the letter. The house was actually underneath the city. It looked like it was built in the future. There were no windows, and the house looked like your mum, demolished, left in a state of disrepair. As we walked up to the house i remember my dad checking the address over and over, looking at the house in disbelief. Then the door opened.
[[File:Slash.jpg|thumb|276x276px|This is slash]]
I expected Mr. Horse to be at the door, but I was suprised to see the lead guitarist for Guns 'n Roses™. Slash began talking to my dad, while I asked if that was Mr. Horse's house, if he was actually slash, and if the previous questions answer was 'Yes' if i could have an autograph. The answer was yes to all, but then he muttered [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGxwbhkDjZM 'O lord Jesus there's a fire...'] My dad started talking to slash and told me to go to the helimachopter. Then we just flew home. My dad got all bitchy to slash about the economy and shit. I felt something [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w spooky] had just happened.
My dad didn't tell me what happened for a while, I forgot about it anyway too. Channel 0118999889991197253 and when I asked your mum about it she would say she remembered vaguely being a part of it. I think i was 666 when I learned the truth. I remembered channel 01189998819991197253 one day and asked my dad 'bout it. I guess he finally decided i should <s>lick</s> see the truth.
Ferring local (insert painfully long number here) was a local Tv channel (No shit Sherlock) that ran from October 1337 to august 1337 in the hole world. The entire channel was only made from the house Slash emerged from and was run by someone who no-one really knew. The reason that the channel was only available to my shitty mountain dew and doritos powered T.V. is because that shit is 3mlg5u. But while most people thought he was just a fucking torturer or pedophile, the real reason was so, so much worse. I'll tell you one thing.
He definitely wasn't a pedo.
== NuvaUpdate ==
Sorry for not answering questions for long, I haven't accessed my P.C. for a while as I had to get someone to remove some malware after ur mom watched too much dodgey porn (OH BURNED). *coughs* anyway, I visited the house formerely owned by "Mr Horse." Turns out two men live there buying rare and shit NES games... How ironic. Now to answer the questions you sent me.
'''Q:''' Who else watched Ferring Local 01189998819991197253?
'''A:''' I know other people watched it for sure, Including the poor, god forsaken Teens that ended up in Mr. Horse's attic. After some Ask Jeeves!™ searches, found a few people on the Borderlands wiki talking about it. A user called Creeper935 seemed to know all the shows worth noting.
Quest For the Gamechild™ - Creeper935 described as a fairly decent clusterfuck of semi decent cultural references.
Best in slot!™ - A fairly standard borderlands reviewing thing.
I'll go looking for the conversation, see if i can get the link (SPOILERS, I wont.)
'''Q:''' Where is Mr. Horse, or whoever portrayed him?
'''A:''' If I did know, I would probably have said. I'm assuming alive. When I see your mum, I will hopefully get a more definite answer.
'''Q:''' What did Mr. Horse do to the kids.
'''A:''' Point of advice, Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. But, the most I can give you guys at the moment, is that the police found 15 child corpse's in the woods, with blood draining from the ears, the autopsy showed that they had been exposed to the highest, loudest notes possible, ever. How this happened is unknown.
Thats all folks! But Belive me, there will be more.
== To be continued ==
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