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In my childhood I wanted The Super Mario Bros 3 game for my 12th birthday, instead my cheap mom got me this bootleg game because she was in a rush, for what I wasn't sure, on a totally unrelated note she usually comes home with a friend of hers, they were all male for some reason. Anyways the game she got me was called "Mario 7: Grand Dad", I found this odd at first but when I put it in my console I was surprised to find that it was actually a knockoff of a game I once played at my friends house called "The Flintstones: Rescue of Dino and Hoppy" and I loved the Flintstones, they are way more funny than Seinfeld will ever be. So I forgave my mom for making her mistake, but first time I tried to tell her her door was locked and I heard weird noises coming from her room, she must have been having a lot of fun with her new friend (does anyone know what a prostitute is?).▼
▲In my childhood I wanted The Super Mario Bros 3 game for my 12th birthday, instead my cheap mom got me this bootleg game because she was in a rush, for what I wasn't sure, on a totally unrelated note, she usually comes home with a friend of hers, they were all male for some reason. Anyways the game she got me was called "Mario 7: Grand Dad", I found this odd at first but when I put it in my console I was surprised to find that it was actually a knockoff of a game I once played at my friends house called "The Flintstones: Rescue of Dino and Hoppy" and I loved the Flintstones, they are way more funny than Seinfeld will ever be. So I forgave my mom for making her mistake, but first time I tried to tell her her door was locked and I heard weird noises coming from her room, she must have been having a lot of fun with her new friend (does anyone know what a prostitute is?).
Many years later when the SiIvagunner channel came into existence my childhood came back to me and made me laugh harder than a Hyena. His content and totally hilarious jokes including Flintstones, Snow Halation, The Nutshack, We are Number One, and others was almost enough to make me die (but of course that's not what this totally legit Creepypasta story is about, this is CREEPYpasta right? I spelled it T-R-O-L-L and then pasta. I failleded spilleng clesss.). When SiIva announced 7 Grand Dad Mania I felt like my dreams had come true hit me in the face and I quickly recovered to experience them, I couldn't wait to play this dank game. But tragedy struck when on his SubReddit he announced that he cancelled it, all of that masturbation for nothing, but I wasn't giving up. I had messaged SiIva and begged him to give me what he finished about 7 Grand Dad mania so then I could play it. What I didn't know was at the time I messaged him, his channel was taken over by a black one-eyed Dorito who hated hentai for some reason (something tells me this guy is single), but I was happy when I checked my email and he sent me what he claimed was what he had finished in my mail. I checked my actual mailbox and found a letter to me with a blank address with a black Dorito with a purple thing in it, without a doubt this was sent from him. Inside there was a disc with light blue Sharpie on it that said, "7 Grand Dad.EXE", there was also a note inside that said, "If you dare to play this game, it just might change your life in a way you might not have expected. Remember, kill all of anime and all hail President Haltman. Sincerely, The Voice Inside your Head. P.S. You might want to lock your closet before you play." Whatever every word he was talking about in that letter I didn't care, I just wanted to play the game already!!! I was so excited!!!
I put the game into my computer and waited for it to load. When it finally loaded I was greeted with a logo similar to the Sega intro, but instead it said, "SiIva", and then the title screen showed up. It looked just like the Tittle screen for 7 Grand Dad word for word, it even had the same music, this was weird because it didn't seem like 7 Grand Dad Mania at all, but then I was thinking "Maybe it would open up to a different tittle screen when I pressed start.", so I pressed the enter button on my computer and then it went black. However I could have sworn that I saw something flash for maybe a fifth of a second, it looked like the background color changed from blue to red, Fred Flintstone's head was missing and part of him was colored in what looked like ketchup because it was red, the "I" the company that supposingly made the game was replaced with "Illuminati" and the year was replaced with 777, and the thing that caught me the most was how Grand Dad looked. His eyes were black with red pupils and had a light blue liquid coming out of them, I them completely forgot about that after the character select screen, the background looked like a hellish background, some <span class=plainlinks>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwcvnxhlyRg creepy slowed down music was playing in the background
When the level started it showed the level name which was "Rock: Level One" which I was pretty sure it was supposed say "Bedrock: Level One" but something seemed fairly off. It looked just like the first level of Flintstones/7 Grand Dad and Nozomi in 8-Bit and more
When it got back to the character select screen Nozomi was now locked and looked like she had gotten so much sexual pleasure after what just happened, Tito Dickman was now unlocked so I proceeded to select him to see what happened next, it froze for a while again and later went black and played the echoey "Grand Dad!" sound effect once more. The title of the level showed up again saying "If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt." When the level started the background looked like the background from The Nutshack cartoon, which was the neighborhood that Tito lived in, clearly it was in fact the peanut house. Tito was also in 8-bit and
When it got back to character select Tito was also locked and his face appeared to have sexual pleasure like Nozomi did, she was still of course locked as well, and the last character playable was unlocked, Mr. Rental. I was wondering to myself whether to continue playing, after all of the weird things that I had seen from this game, this of course did not look like 7 Grand Dad Mania at all, it wasn't how it looked in the trailer and didn't have the characters or storyline I expected SiIvagunner (or Mr. black triagonal sign) to make at all. Was it really worth it? Suddenly remembering what the note said earlier saying something about a closet, would something happen to me in real life if I continued playing? Overall curiosity got the best of me and I selected Mr. Rental, it froze for a while again and once more Joel's echoey "Grand Dad!" clips starts playing as the screen went black.
The level title showed up and just said "(Insert High Quality Joke here)", then
After all of that I just SNAPPED!!! I WAS YELLING BEYOND THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!!!!!!! WHAT DID ANY OF THAT HAVE TO DO WITH 7 GRAND DAD MANIA?!? WHY DID GRAND DAD HAVE BLACK EYES WITH RED PUPILS AND BLUE LIQUID COMING OUT OF THEM?!? WHAT THE HELL WERE ALL THOSE REFERENCES?!? WHY WAS THERE SO MUCH RED TOMATO JUICE AND SNOW?!? WHY DOES A TRIANGLE THINK HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS TO?!? AND WHAT WAS ALL OF THAT CRAP ABOUT MY CLOSET?!?!?!?!?!?!? Suddenly I felt like my last question got answered, I heard a noise coming from my closet, I even saw it moving, I was thinking about calling the police, but I felt it was a priority to check what was in there first, many things were going through my mind like, "Maybe something just fell, but what if something else was in there? I something going to kill me? Is this the person who sent the letter? Am I just going crazy? How did Santana come up with "Smooth"?", with all of these thoughts in my head I wasn't sure what to think or what was going to happen I slowly walked closer, and closer, getting more nervous, and then I slowly opened my closet door, and then, I saw a figure, it was blue and red, he looked like he came back from the dead, he had black eyes with red pupils and red stuff coming out of them, I knew right away that it was...Sonic.EXE?
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It was Mr. Rental, the real one, not the Mr. Own guy pretending to be him. "Mr. Rental?" I cried out in excitement, "I thought you were dead!". "Nope, I'm still alive, I'm a bit wounded, but alive." Mr. Rental said to me, he continued to speak and said, "And I didn't come alone.". Behind him was some high quality figments the he told me got transcended into reality, Chaze The Cat, Tito Dickman, Sness (Saness? Sansness? It was a fusion of Sans and Ness), Donkey Kong, Loud Nigra, and Grand Dad (the real one, not the one with the eyes and liquid I mentioned earlier multiple times). I knew of course it was the real one, but I was still scared because of what Sonic.EXE said earlier. "Why are you scared kid?" Mr. Rental said to me, I answered, "What Sonic.EXE said earlier, about bootlegs and China...", "Don't listen to him kid, he's just a fucking idiot, people are getting smarter about what's real and what's not, what to buy and where to buy it, and the money doesn't go directly to the country it was made in (unless of course you live there), even if so, lets just say a man with majestic hair and a small loan of a million dollars is already cracking down on that, as well as what's going on in each country. So the only thing you need to worry about is what decisions you make, being smarter about what's true and what's false, and whether to fight or fly.". What Mr. Rental said to me was very touching and relieved me of all of my nerves, he continued talking to me and said, "But that's not why we are here, we're here because we need your help.", "My help? Why me?" I said confused. "My friends and I have been looking for a way to get back to our world, you see our friend Nozomi is in danger by a man who calls himself "The Voice Inside your Head", Soulja Boy, Charles Barkley, Chip Tha Ripper, Snoop Dogg, and many others are in danger as well. We have been traveling around your world looking for an old computer, that way The Voice wouldn't notice us, we have been caught a few times, some of us were almost killed, fortunately no one was lost, but finally we have found the perfect computer, yours. So listen, here is what we need you to do...", he whispered in my ear, first telling me not to say what he told me in this story. I did what he instructed me to do, I got most of his friends back to his world but before I put him back I asked him something, "Wait, Mr. Rental! There's something I have been meaning to ask you, something I've been meaning to ask you.", "Sure kid, just make it quick.", I had thought this question out carefully, making sure I was certain to ask this, and then the words just came out of my mouth, and I simply asked him, "Is this lore?".
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Well, Mr. Voice, if you have fond this story than there is another thing that I am going to adress to you right now, if you think that you can run the SiIvagunner's channel forever, then you have another thing coming. I am going to set up my own team of memes to take you down, I'm not even going to tell you how I'm going to do it, I'll just leave you in suspense. But I will tell you that they will bring your downfall, they will take down every last robot you throw at them, and they will expose you to the world like Keemstar. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! I'm high!!! WAt
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