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9001 Nights at Freddy Fazbear's Paradise of Pingas Pizza, An Autobiographical Memoir (AKA FNAF 5) Director's Cut: The Final Shreckoning: Game of the Year Edition: Hot Sauce included: Difference between revisions
9001 Nights at Freddy Fazbear's Paradise of Pingas Pizza, An Autobiographical Memoir (AKA FNAF 5) Director's Cut: The Final Shreckoning: Game of the Year Edition: Hot Sauce included (view source)
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== Night 3 ==
[[File:Backroom.jpg|thumb|300x300px|Bonnie, Freddy, and Endoskeleton doing spooky scary skeleton dance legit footage]] I arrived at my job at 11:57 PM, and I put on my clothes and sat down. The phone guy told me some "good news": they had 2 new animatronics! They were Shreky the Ogre and Turdy the Turtle. After hearing this, I immediately saw something odd. Doge got up and walked to the kitchen, coming out with a slice of pizza. Chica yelled "PIZAAAA!" and started eating the pizza.Doge slapped her and said "Bitch Plz." and put on a pair of sunglasses. Katty Kat then seduced Doge and stole his pizza, making Doge angry. Suddenly, Sanic came out of nowhere and 360 noscopes freddy, blowing an airhorn at the same time. It was now then that Pappy snuck into the ladies bathroom. Foxy then attempted to scratch his bat, only for it to be scratched by Shreky. Shreky the screamed "OGRES HAVE LAYERS TOO!" and had a seizure. Turdy then fell asleep on the stage, only to be farted on by Bonnie. When Turdy did not wake up, Bonnie yelled "WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!" and jumped into the backroom. I looked into the backroom, only to see Golden Freddy, Bonnie, and an Endoskeleton doing the spooky scary skeletons dance! The alarm clock rang and I left, yelling "2SPOOKY4ME!"
== Night 4 ==
[[File:Images (2)-0.jpg|thumb|256x256px|Legit footage of the "Balloon Sale"]]
I arrived at my job on time, again, and the phone immediately started ringing. The phone guy explained how Shreky threw an onion at a kid who was allergic to onions, causing "The bite of 2015". Shreky was convicted with a life sentence in jail for his crime. He also said that Katty Kat had to be sold because she seduced the children.I also thought I heard him say something about a "purple man", but I was to busy trying to get to level 999 in Flappy Bird to listen (only got to level 987 >:0). I turned on the cameras only to see Freddy,Bonnie, and Chica huddling around Balloon Bitch. Apparently, he was selling illegal "balloons" that made you really super uber high. I also saw pappy going to the ladies bathroom and Sanic breakdancing to the Trololol song. I thought tonight was going to be just as normal, until I saw a new app on the IPad. It was called Sav3_tH3m.EXE, so I decided to click on it. All it showed was an Atari game where you controlled Freddy. You followed a wierd man who looked purple. When you got to the last room the purple man would tickle you with a dildo-looking thing and said "You Can't". Before I could say that this game was crap, the alarm went off and I had to go.
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