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9001 Nights at Freddy Fazbear's Paradise of Pingas Pizza, An Autobiographical Memoir (AKA FNAF 5) Director's Cut: The Final Shreckoning: Game of the Year Edition: Hot Sauce included: Difference between revisions
9001 Nights at Freddy Fazbear's Paradise of Pingas Pizza, An Autobiographical Memoir (AKA FNAF 5) Director's Cut: The Final Shreckoning: Game of the Year Edition: Hot Sauce included (view source)
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I arrived at my job on time, again, and the phone immediately started ringing. The phone guy explained how Shreky threw an onion at a kid who was allergic to onions, causing "The bite of 2015". Shreky was convicted with a life sentence in jail for his crime. He also said that Katty Kat had to be sold because she seduced the children.I also thought I heard him say something about a "purple man", but I was to busy trying to get to level 999 in Flappy Bird to listen (only got to level 987 >:0). I turned on the cameras only to see Freddy,Bonnie, and Chica huddling around Balloon Bitch. Apparently, he was selling illegal "balloons" that made you really super uber high. I also saw pappy going to the ladies bathroom and Sanic breakdancing to the Trololol song. I thought tonight was going to be just as normal, until I saw a new app on the IPad. It was called Sav3_tH3m.EXE, so I decided to click on it. All it showed was an Atari game where you controlled Freddy. You followed a wierd man who looked purple. When you got to the last room the purple man would tickle you with a dildo-looking thing and said "You Can't". Before I could say that this game was crap, the alarm went off and I had to go.
== Night 5 ==
I arrived at 11:40 in the morning and watched some funky PR0NZ and watched some Five Nights At Freddy gameplay untill the phone rang. The phone guy said that today was gonna be fine. He said my paycheck will be sent to me at 8:00 PM tonight. I was so excited, I ran out the room. When I did this, I almost got rekt by Sanic but I went into the office and shut the door in time. I was relieved untill I saw Bonnie running down the other hallway. I closed the door on Bonnie's arm, cutting it of and leaving it in my room as a pet. I played some more Flappy Bird untill I got bored, so I went to check on the others. Dolan and Chica were doing something, um, interesting in the back room. Golden Freddy and Sanic where dancing the dougie when the alarm clock went off and I left.[[Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG]]
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