9001 Nights at Freddy Fazbear's Paradise of Pingas Pizza, An Autobiographical Memoir (AKA FNAF 5) Director's Cut: The Final Shreckoning: Game of the Year Edition: Hot Sauce included: Difference between revisions

[[File:Backroom.jpg|thumb|300x300px|Bonnie, Golden Freddy, and Endoskeleton doing spooky scary skeleton dance legit footage]] I arrived at my job at 11:57 PM, and I put on my clothes and sat down. The phone guy told me some "good news": they had 2 new animatronics! They were Shreky the Orgi (I meantOger)Oger and Turdy the Turtle. After hearing this, I immediately saw something odd. Doge got up and walked to the kitchen, coming out with a slice of pizza. Chica yelled "PIZAAAA!" and started eating the pizza. Doge slapped her and said "Bitch Plz." and put on a pair of sunglasses. Katty Kat then seduced Doge and stole his pizza, making Doge angry. Suddenly, Sanic came out of nowhere and 360 noscopes freddy, blowing an airhorn at the same time. It was now then that Patrick snuck into the ladies bathroom. Foxy then attempted to scratch his bat, only for it to be scratched by Shreky. Shreky the screamed "OGRES HAVE LAYERS TOO!" and had a seizure. Turdy then fell asleep on the stage, only to be farted on by Bonnie. When Turdy did not wake up, Bonnie yelled "WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!" and jumped into the backroom. I looked into the backroom, only to see Golden Freddy, Bonnie, and an Endoskeleton doing the spooky scary skeletons dance! The alarm clock rang and I left, yelling "2SPOOKY4ME!"