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== Night 9001 ==
[[File:Morphin' Time.jpg|thumb|241x241px|Legit footage of the summoning of PATRIXX.EXE]]
The pizzeria is totally different since that first week. While there are still Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, and Golden Freddy, the only other guys are Bobby the Blobfish and Toby the Troll. I arrived exactly on time and the phone guy said they are done with me and tonight was my final shift. I yelled "HOORAY!" and jumped up and down, but hit my head. I looked in the camera, and saw Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica in a threesome. I then went over to see Blobby and Toby playing DDR (there are new arcade machines). They then morphed together and turned into PATRIXX.EXE! He destroyed the pizzeria(guess it is actually my last day!) and ate all of the pizza! I was freaked out and was like "ledeledeledelee!" The alarm clock sounded, so I left. I walked, like a boss, out of the pizzeria with both middle fingers sticking up yelling "F*ck you bitches!".sound
 
ed, so I left. I walked, like a boss, out of the pizzeria with both middle fingers sticking up yelling "F*ck you bitches!".
 
== Epilouge ==
[[File:Images-1421624961.jpg|left|thumb|220x220px|Photograph of my richness]]
FUCK THIS JOB! It was scary, dumb, and sometimes boring! But now that I have all of this money, I can do ANYTHING! Now I can just bribe Robot Steve Jobs to make me Vice President of Apple Inc. instead of continuing this frikin job! I am soooo filthy rich! I am no longer a hobo, now I am a millionaire! Goodbye readers! See me on the cover of millionaires weekly
 
=== THE END!!!!!!! ===
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