9001 Nights at Freddy Fazbear's Paradise of Pingas Pizza, An Autobiographical Memoir (AKA FNAF 5) Director's Cut: The Final Shreckoning: Game of the Year Edition: Hot Sauce included: Difference between revisions

I went to my job, shivering, and I was 2 minutes late. Before I could worry about being fired for being late, the phone rang. The man said that I did a good job and that the animatronics would be harder tonight. I dunno if he ment that they would be more active, or more horny. I then saw on the screen Sanic running around in circles. He kept on saying "GOTTA GO FAST!" and playing a dubstep remix of the Sonic X theme song on an IPhone 7. Foxy then went up to Sanic and started running in circles with him. I rolled my eyes and changed the cameras, seeing Freddy staring at me. He said "Hai." and then did a funny dance. I then saw Patrick the Potato sneaking back into the woman's bathroom, smilingsmeling in a creepy way. I then tried to look in the women's bathroom to see what was going on, but I was interrupted by an ERROR message sayng " Dude, that is just perverted." I got bored, so I played Flappy Bird on the IPad. But, suddenly, Chica looked at me through the window. She screamed "LOVE ME" and tried to get in to the room, but I replied "Oh HEEEEELL NAH!" and shut the door. The alarm clock then sounded, and I left, ending the second night.