9001 Nights at Freddy Fazbear's Paradise of Pingas Pizza, An Autobiographical Memoir (AKA FNAF 5) Director's Cut: The Final Shreckoning: Game of the Year Edition: Hot Sauce included: Difference between revisions

== The New Job ==

One day I, Timmy McJimmy, was looking for a job. I had only two cents and  a box that was twelve inches tall on a street corner in Da Hood. In a newspaper I found on the ground, I saw a Help Wanted ad for a new restaurant. It was called Freddy Fagbear's Pingas Paradise. I yelled "OH SHNAZZ!" and ran all the way to the restaurant. Luckily, the ad featured the address: 69 2Spooky avenue.I was very happy when they immediately let me have a job because I was homeless. They gave me night watch, even though I wanted to thaw frozen pizza under a heat lamp in the kitchen. They told me to be at work at 12 AM, which I kinda hated but, oh well!

[[File:Fazbeer.jpg|thumb|287px|Freddy Fazbear]]

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