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Okay, you probably ain't gonna believe this, but I can't save it only to myself anymore.
I wanted to play some old
I bought this really poorly cared
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After reading that horrible note, I threw the CD on the trash bin. I haven't even ordered that shit!
I took a deeper look on the
The title screen was different than any usual
I ain't stupid, ok? Nobody in the world would see that title screen and move on playing. That wasn't no glitch, it was a hackROM I didn't wanted, just like that fucking CD!
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I went to my computer to email the game's seller about that. His username was 666SatanCockSucker, what didn't scared me at all. I mean, at least he has a name. I'd be scared if he was an anonymous dude, 'cause that's Reddit and 4Chan stuff and that creep the shit outta me.
He said he felt sorry about the misunderstanding and, to apologize, he would send me a DVD collection of the best episodes of
"Shut up, dude, no way!" I replied, totally not believing his bullshit "If you're really an intern, send something exclusively RAD!"
He said "okay" and, another month later, a box was at my door. I opened, grab the DVD and was ready to put it inside my computer, when the terrible truth
I broke that shit with a 200" knife on my kitchen. Then I went to the bathroom and looked at myself on the mirror, crying for all the time I've lost on these last months
Time. Yeah, time.
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Well, since that day, I never shoved clocks on my eye-hole again.
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