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I'm a long time fan of the Angry Video Game Nerd, if any of you are familiar with him. For those of you unfamiliar, he's a salty internet game critic who specializes in making over-the-top reviews of games that are terrible by today's standards, or just flat out shit.
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"I just finished Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde..." he said, looking directly into the camera lens, his one bloodshot eye filling up the whole screen. He laughed maniacally, laying his head down on the table.
Suddenly, in the background, Mike Matei walked up behind him, looking genuinely terrified at the sight of James.
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"I don't know what happened to James... but someone, please..."
And then I heard a sound, I didn't know what it was, but then I heard Mike screaming as he was dragged out of sight. The Nerd's face appeared again, even worse in comparison to earlier. He looked as if HE was the one becoming Hyde, but for the record, he was so scary looking that I had legitimately shit my pants. He made nondescript growlings and a terrible sound buzz started coming out of my headphones. I started to feel sick, as if the video was corrupting me as well. Before long, the evil, transformed Nerd walked out of view, the buzzing still getting louder, leaving just an empty room illuminated by the laptop's glow. This was almost all the video had left for another three minutes, but I could've sworn I saw something flash by after about two minutes. The video then ended on the still shot.▼
I was shocked, and scrolled down to look at the comments... but it said "Comments are disabled for this video". The ratings, however, showed almost universal dislike. After I went to bed, I had nightmares for the next week. Some of the nightmares were me following Mike through the house, and I screamed "NO MIKE! NO!!!!!!!" and then I woke up in a cold sweat. One of the nights I dreamed I was PLAYING Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde!
▲The Nerd's face appeared again, even worse in comparison to earlier. He looked as if HE was the one becoming Hyde, but for the record, he was so scary looking that I had legitimately shit my pants. He made nondescript growlings and a terrible sound buzz started coming out of my headphones. I started to feel sick, as if the video was corrupting me as well. Before long, the evil, transformed Nerd walked out of view, the buzzing still getting louder, leaving just an empty room illuminated by the laptop's glow. This was almost all the video had left for another three minutes, but I could've sworn I saw something flash by after about two minutes. The video then ended on the still shot.
▲I was shocked, and scrolled down to look at the comments... but it said "Comments are disabled for this video". The ratings, however, showed almost universal dislike. After I went to bed, I had nightmares for the next week. Some of the nightmares were me following Mike through the house, and I screamed "NO MIKE! NO!!!!!!!" and then I woke up in a cold sweat. One of the nights I dreamed I was PLAYING Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde! Those were pretty scary, too.
I tried looking up the video again tonight, but it was nowhere to be found. Nobody had any idea what I was talking about, either. Does this mean I'm insane? Was the video not real?
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