A Day in the Life: Difference between revisions

So I was walking through the local cemetery early one morning when this weird guy came up to me and handed me a bootleg DVD of a lost Spongebob episode called "GOODBYE PLANKTON". Before I could ask him what this was all about, he vanished into thin airexploded. AsSo I continuedkept walking, but then I heard someone-- (or something--whisper) say "YOU'RE NEXT" into my ear and the next thing I knew, I was lying face-down in a dumpster on the other side of town. It was now late afternoon. 

As I collected myself, I found the lost episode to my left and a portable DVD player to my right. How convenient. I hopped out of the dumpster and walked over to onea ofnearby the benchesbench as I booted up the DVD player.  It was only then that I noticed the lost episode  wasn't a DVD at all. It was a ''videocassette''.

"NOOOOOOOO,!" I shoutedscreamed into the heavens.

In  blind fury, I threw the DVD playercassette at somea random guypasserby, withcausing alla myspectacular might.explosion Itthat exploded spectacularly on contact, killingkilled him instantly and causingcaused a tank truck, a napalm truck, and a bus full of orphans to collidecrash into an animal shelter (which happened to have a gas leak). There were no survivors.