A Disease Among Us

Garry is a 20 year old guy who works at subway, goes to uni and has good level of fitness. He still lives with his mom who by the way is a very nice person. Although Garry seems like a casual kind of guy, he is not...

Garry is not like most people for one reason and one reason alone. He is a hipster

Being a hipster all his life Garry has found it very hard to fit in with the normal people of his generation and because of this constant pushing out of the general society his hipsteriousis (the hipster disease) has grown out of control. Because of his serious condition his mind is greatly effected, one of the things that hurts him the most is when his infected brain tells him that those large grandma glasses with no lenses and that extra large sized dress would look great on him especially if he added a large brown side bag to his look. This disease has effected him in more ways than previously thought.

Scientists have recently discovered that Garry has a rare case of hipsteriousis, they found this out after his mother took him to the doctors when Garry was showing signs that his disease was advancing. His mother found him talking to a stranger outside their house telling him that his clothes and ideology were completely original and that he was a one of a kind with his fashion statements.

Garry's special case has shown that the frontal lobes of his brain have mellowed down into a complete slurry of mush and incoherence to its surroundings. This means that Garry's hipsteriousis may never be cured, not even by the alure of finely laced black leather jackets from Guchi. Although this discovery was a severe shock to the doctors it only compares as mild to the secondary effects they found.

Hipsteriousis can become contagious if it becomes too advanced in one person. This means that the terrible disease can be spread from one person to another through terrible ideas and large wastes of money.

The message here is that you need to look out for yourself and others but yourself the most. Remember that if any of your friends who you suspect of having hipsteriousis show signs that their disease is advancing then the best thing that you can do is completely ignore and shun them, show no signs of interest or care for anything they do. Although the disease becomes greater the more you ignore them if the person is ignored to such a large scale eventually the disease releases them of its grasp and frees their minds from its hold allowing for rational and thought out decisions on what to wear. Please stay safe and remember... Hipsteriousis is contagious.

Note: Garry died 3 months after this story when he was beatin to death after wearing a combination of ugboots and cogs while walking the street of Sydney

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Credited to Sudlii
Originally uploaded on July 4, 2012

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