A Flavorful Pasta!: Difference between revisions

I opened theme box of grain lines with me guvna approved box opener, which wasn't a knoife since I didn't have ame loicense for one. I tasted the wa'a. Exceptionally plain and borin', it was. The grain lines refused to enta the boilin' pan. So, in orda to get that Yank food in the boilin' pan, I made a frantic call.

Masta Chef Gordon RamseyRamsay, a lowly Scot instead of a high class Brrrrrrrit, walked into me kitchen through the phone. He added a bunch of Yank things to the wa'a, like some mystery black salt and salt. He cooked a heinous smellin' fettuccini, (pronounced fet-uk-kee-nee), and added some cheese not labeled as Tesco Single Dairy Product. The bobbies broke in but they were no match, since Gordon was outside they're jurisdiction. I decided to try the wa'a. A horr'ble allergic reaction caused me to bleed hyperrealistic blood from all of my orifices and then I exploded and died.