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I was boilin' some wa'a for me beef quimbos (pronounced Kim-bo), as the tra'ishnal cookin' method of Bri'ain is boilin'. I was getting me wa'a ready for the beef quimbos when I realized it wasn't Chewsday. I wrote a strongly worded le'a to the guvna to get a new recipe since me boilin' wa'a was going out. Unfortunately, it would require a loicense to get expedient shippin' of me le'a. So, me woife, who looked like a Yank's dinna and her teeth tryin' to escape the greatest country, suggested spaghe'i.
I opened
"I WAS HIT BY A FUCKIN' LAURY AND IT WAS LESS PAINFUL THAN ENTERING YOUR KITCHEN!" a famous, angry yell broke into me kitchen with.
Masta Chef Gordon
Oh yeah, YOUR NEXT!
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