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Inside was a pentagram, surrounded by hooded figures with the shrouded figure in the center. At this moment, my 3Ds, which had been muted earlier, began to produce loud, ritualistic chanting, and as this chant reached a fever pitch, the figure shouted, "'''''Great beast of ancient destruction, the origin of all evils! MUGEDDAN, we beseech thee to come forth and submit to us!'''''". It seemed I had entered the middle of some sort of ritual. It was at this point a large black void appeared and something began to emerge. The figure turned and saw me. I was drawn into a battle. The man said,"''' Y0u Th1Nk Tha7 y0U COu1D P05s1Bly stand up to M3?!'''", as he sent out a hideous, level "''z1w''" monster. Upon defeating the man's monster, he sent out an even more horrifying beast. This continued for four more slots in his team. Upon his defeat, He began to levitate, contort, and shriek in a pitch so high, I don't think even a dog could hear it as he began to morph into a horrifying orb made up of arms, legs, and inorganic material surrounding one large, hyper-realistic human eye. This monstrosity had a mind-melting, pants-shitting, masochistic-pleasure-inducing level of '''''∞'''''. I put up the strongest fight I could, but in the end, This "''Mugeddan''" creature won out. Instead of the normal, "You whited out" screen, my 3Ds screen began to flash with a series of horrifying images as every port began to ooze blood as the single, hyper-realistic eye began to appear. Terrified, I threw my 3Ds across the room. I then began to hear a rattling noise. And then, a skeleton popped out. He approached, pulled me in close, whipped out his big, juicy, bone, and began to bone me so hard that I died. YOU'RE NEXT, I WAS PHONE, and then I awoke. It was all just a dream. There was no such thing as pokemon. Evil PATRIXXX had raised me right. Now time to make my daddy proud.

 

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