A Grimey Green Shower Curtain (ULTIMATE TROLLPASTA EVER!!!!): Difference between revisions

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seaman Just like every day. I went outside to inspect his lavish Automobile Truck and asked him this truck runs on milk right? he said. Well not so much see we have to mix in a little of the Spunk too to get her goin I stared decisively at him wondering i bet you make as much as my grandma down at the Mens bathroom up on glory hill...He found it odd of me starring at him as he walked back to his truck i threw a roll of toilet paper at him and yelled Watch out evil patrixxx awaits you in hell shaking his head in disapproval he drives away.

 

 

The boy looks up at me and begins to cry then runs home never to be seen again i walk back to my porch leaning in my chair applauding myself i said looks like your work here is done good sir. i open my door and walk through my kitchen to the living room slapping on the strap on dildo i then began to do my workouts 1..2..3 and I'm done the floor covered in a artificial Slimey Shrek Gummy juice i kneel to the floor Lapping up every last drop of the resistible swamp flavored spit. I seem to have tired myself out time for a shower i thought so i grabbed some new cloths and Slammed the bathroom Door closed I take a look at myself in the mirror.

I could not make out what he looked like but he was very tall he began stabbing the shampoo bottle Releasing the smell of garden Sprouts all around the house he downs the whole bottle but some Chucking it around leaving my shower curtain soaked in it he then runs out of my bathroom i finish up quickly checking if he was gone nothing was stolen or destroyed besides my shampoo bottle. I call the police to report a disturbance they get here as quick as they can i describe what i could to them the cop stands there for a minute starring at the ground and says you already know who this is just Remember that night when you were 12 years old then he looks up at me.....

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