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Line 1: {{NSFW}} {{Note\|Satirical story mocking MGTOWs.}} __NOTOC__ == The Day Comes Near == I look at my calendar. I soon realize that the day of reckoning is near. Line 49 ⟶ 53: "Hey man, This trip was a great idea! We were able to find the wombs we need to produce more men for our new civilization! Why don't you join us and work on one of the other ones here as well? If you're curious, Zack is busy in the RV. Well, what are you waiting for?" This was terrible. First it was Dave, but now Zack has also been seduced to become one of their mindless, zombie slaves. How would I save them now? If I didn't, this situation could become fatal for them. I realized that I could be selfish and just escape, but it was already totoo late for that option, since I took too much time to think. I could feel an arm go around my shoulder and hear a voice say, "you're my type, pretty boy". I could feel a bulge start to form in my pants, and when I looked to see who this person was, it was one of the camp women. Her outfit was revealing, causing me to be unnaturally drawn to her perfectly sculpted pair of tits. Her black magic was already taking effect on me, and before I knew it, I could hear my pants being unzipped. == The Witch Harvests Me == Line 66 ⟶ 70: Take this story as a warning fellow men. If you decide to go on an expedition for our cause, you could be next to fall victim to one of these hideous creatures. Take this warning very seriously, as I may no longer be alive by the time you see this. [[Category:~~NSFW~~Trollpasta]] [[Category:Jornel]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] {{Comments}} ~~[[Category:Delusional retard that should be in an asylum]]~~