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"We're gonna have fun, Crystal..."
Simon nudged at my leg not to go any farther, But I was
"Crystal! There's my star attraction! How are you? I haven't seen you in a month!"
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"SlickBack? How are you still alive? You were killed a month ago in a car accident!"
SlickBack replied: "You just found the SlickBack universe, baby! And in my world, no friend doesn't go
SlickBack clapped his hands three times, and three of my former, fellow whores showed up beside him. Their names were Bling, Cash, and Cent. Ever since SlickBack died in the real world, all three of them went missing. SlickBack ordered them to please me to their highest extent. They went into the house's other rooms for a while and came back with delicious food, CD's of wonderful rap music, and a massage chair. Bling fed the food I wanted into my mouth, Cash obeyed me every time I wanted a new rap song to be played, and Cent massaged my body to my liking. I was in heaven. Even though he loved me, Robert never did anything like this to me. While I was being pampered,
I know I slept with tons of men
Me: "Robert, can we have sex tonight?"
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"What's up, my baby child? Did you want to relax again? I got all of relaxation's necessities ready and waiting for you, Crystal girl!"
I was pampered by Cleveland, Martin, Victor, Bling, Cash, and Cent for the day, and it seemed like a better pampering than yesterday. I saw Simon pass by me in the room again, glancing at me for a while before SlickBack whipped
"You don't really believe that SlickBack is actually a good friend to you, right?"
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Me: "You can TALK now?"
Simon: "It's the SlickBack universe, of course I can talk. He took so many illegal drugs in the real world that he thought his goldfish told him to become a pimp. He was high when that Toyota killed him."
Me: "You don't know anything about SlickBack. The news said that a drunk, Greek guy named Stelio Kontos hit him when he was crossing the street legally!"
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Simon: "Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS!!!"
The 6 jars started to rumble and kept rumbling faster and faster
The 6 ghosts were Bling, Cash, Cent, Cleveland, Martin, and Victor.
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Bling: "When we were hypnotized, we all still had our cell phones on us, meaning the cell phone got transformed into a ghost too. Bottom line, we can still call text you from beyond the grave."
Me: "Woah. That's mind blowing and
Martin: "Yeah, you got our names right. I'm Martin, to your left is Cleveland, and to your right is Victor."
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Martin: "We as a trio used to be three of SlickBack's best customers. Now that I see you, I remember banging you as a special gift for every holiday in 2012. I never had sex with just anyone on holidays."
Me: "Man, I've had sex with so many people that I don't even
Cleveland: "When we all got married, we met at a local bar and said that we wanted the whore banging life back. One day at Victor's house, we found the tunnel to the SlickBack universe and came here. The rest is self
Victor: "Just so you know, if I could punch you, I would. That sex you had with my zombie-like body was terrible. You didn't even do the Log Jammer correctly!"
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Me: "You're right, Simon. I love and I'll miss you all!"
Simon and the 6 ghosts waved good-bye to me as I
"Crystal, me and your 6 friends just LOVE your company over the past few days. As a reward for hanging out in my fabulous universe, I want to give you an expensive and beautiful gift. The entire piece was hand made by the best
I opened up the package. It was a necklace that had a giant, natural emerald in the middle.
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SlickBack: "That emerald's a beauty, ain't it, babycakes? If you look straight into it, you can see the clearest reflection you've ever seen of yourself!"
Me: "It's a wonderful gift. I'll just leave it here and when I return tomorrow, I'll
SlickBack: "Oh, I don't think that there will be a tomorrow for you. I spied on a little kitty who told you the secret of my universe, and you're not getting away."
SlickBack pointed to Simon's dying
SlickBack: "His body's fresher than a Subway sandwich right now. Mmm, a fresh kill. Would you like Whole Wheat or Italian bread with that? Oh, wait, we're out of Italian bread at the moment. You'll have to get Herbs And Cheese bread."
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Me: "You're a psychopath!"
SlickBack: "Look into the emerald on your necklace and I promise that Simon will come back to life."
Simon: "Don't...Crys...tal..."
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SlickBack: "Seize Crystal, slaves!"
SlickBack's slaves ran towards me in my seat. I juped out of the seat and ran for the stairs, but Victor pinned me to the ground and the others ripped at my expensive clothes, tearing them to shreds until I only had my bra and my panty on. I fought all the slaves off of my body, eventually killing each. Blood was left all around the house. SlickBack ran towards me with all of his strength and tried to
Just then, Robert came into the room and was asking about all the noise. I told him that it was a long, weird story, but I broke out into tears near the end of my scentence. He asked what was wrong, and I told him that the origin of this
It was the best sex I ever had.
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