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Okay, let's get this started. One day Nathan was busy trolling the lulzy site of Metokur.org, spewing out comments like ravishing flowing lava and not even paying attention to his surroundings. At one point, he would have to take a piss, so he would have to go use the bathroom. When he finally decided he needed to catch his breath (because after all, he is a windbag of useless sayings), he went to use the bathroom and noticed the window had been opened. "I wonder why the window is open, since I never leave that damn thing open. There's too many mean poopieheads out there and I don't want trolls in my basement dwelling!" He snorted. Nathan went to whip out his schmooze, and when he did, a large shadow appeared.
He wet himself in fear of the shadow, and the shadow laughed at his misfortune. "A little bit pissed are we?" The shadow sarcastically said. "
"I am here because you made false claims of being a weregrinch and that you are a complete dickhead!" The shadow said. Then, the shadow lifted one arm up in the air. Nathan was pissing all over himself at the thought of "oh noes, he is gonna kill me prolly over 9000 times" and that he'd never be able to see any more of the mean truthful butthurting shit that these so-called "trolls" on Metokur.org were posting. Then the shadow put down his arm after a few minutes, and Nathan breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly, he felt a headache come on, and his head felt weird. "What's going on with me?!" Nathan BAAAAWWWWW'd. "Isn't it OBVIOUS?" The shadow exclaimed, watching as he laughed at Nathan's suddenly changing appearance.
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