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Hello, my name is Bob. I'm here to tell you guys about an experience I had. I am not sure if I really experienced this or if it is the effects of all the drugs I am using. I fucking love meth like, have you ever tried Meth: Crystal Edition? That is a fucking masterpiece! Anyways, here is my experience and the reason why I believe in paranormal shit like Ghost Shrek raping my dear friend Jason.
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I had three options: FIGHT, RUN and ITEM. I chose item. I equipped my trustworthy revolver Jimmy. And chose to fight him. I used fire. The creature dodged! Shit! That will cost alot for repairs! The creature used tackle! Tackle? Really? He uses tackle but he has knives growing on his chest and one of his hands is replaced with German Artillery? What kind of a dumb attack is that- and I fell to the ground. "Creature uses rapid fire!" The knives growing on the creature's chest suddenly started flying towards me at high speed! I tried to protect myself with the dicks just like my dad did. I could protect myself and I shot cum at the creature to make him slow down for a bit. He was all sticky and was stuck to the ground. It was my chance! I took Jimmy and decided to shoot him! 3,2,1... Shoot! I shot this fucker 8 times while my gun can only fire 6 bullets! I don't even have a logical explanation for anything that happened up until now! The creature was just there, covered in cum. I decided that my brother's house is cursed. I took my brother's wallet and ran out of the house. I would need the money.. I eventually ended up in the woods near Stjepan's house and tripped on a rock.
I fell unconscious and woke up in the hospital. My doctor entered the room. The same one who "treated" me before. "I have good news and bad news, Bob." my doctor started. "The good news is that you had minor injuries, and your friends Angelo Bombardino and Adolph Slovaki are going to pick you up." I sighed with relief. "The bad news is that your brother Stjepan has been killed by
My friends took me back to Stjepan's house to collect my remaining belongings. Stjepan died. What if I will see his corpse? I don't want to! But I have to! There is no other way. Upon entering my room, I was scared, but remained calm. I grabbed my camera then stopped dead in my tracks. In the hallway leading to my room, I saw Stjepan's body and something small lying next to it. I picked up the small thing and entered my friends' car, not mentioning Stjepan's corpse. I looked at the thing I had picked up and nearly vomited. I was holding Stjepan's small cock. With a white substance to it. My friends turned back and asked, "What's wrong?" I said that it was nothing and they drove off. During the ride, I saw my friend Adolph who was driving the car, turn into the white creature by taking off Adolph's face. "IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!" the creature shouted. The creature started driving us to the highway until we were nearing a dead end. "Dude if you drive us there we will all die!!!!" shouted Angelo. "THAT IS WHAT I AM TRYING TO DO YOU RETARD! DIDN'T YOU NOTICE I LOOK DIFFERENT?" shouted the creature. "OH BY THE WAY, MY NAME IS JACK!" shouted the creature before we fell. The car fell off and we all fucking died. The last thing I head was that disgusting creature's disgusting name: Jack.
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