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A BUGS LIFE...
WARNING THIS IS A JOKE I MADE JUST FOR FUN!!! AND it has alot of swearing
PIXARS 2ND 3D MOVIE. I WAS A SUCCESS FOR THE COMPANY, BUT, AT FIRST, THAT WAS THE 2ND GOAL. MY NAME IS EDDIE, I LOVED A BUGS LIFE BECAUSE IT WAS THE FIRST MOVIE I SAW IN THEATERS.
A bugs life....
I RECENTLY FOUND THE BETA VHS OF A BUGS LIFE. I FOUND IT UNDER SOME OLD MOVIES AT MY LOCAL THRIFT STORE... THE CASE LOOKED.. ALOT LIKE THE FINAL.. BUT FLICK LOOKED LESS LIKE FLICK HE LOOKED BLACK INSTED OF BLUE
Pixars 2nd 3d movie.I was a success for the company,but,at first,that was the 2nd goal.My name is Eddie,I loved a bugs life because it was the first movie I saw in theaters.
HIS EYES WERE ALMOST ON THE SIDES... WHEN I GOT IT THE CASHIER SAID "BUGS LIFE HUH?" I SAID YES. BUT WHEN HE LOOKED AT IT HE SAID, "UMM, YOU SURE YOU WANT THIS?" I SAID YES AGAIN BUT HE SAID "YOU WANT THIS HELL HOLE OF A VHS TAPE!?"
I recently found the beta vhs of a bugs life.I found it under some old movies at my local thrift store....The case looked..Alot like the final.. but flick looked less like flick he looked black insted of blue
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his eyes were almost on the sides...When I got it the cashier said "bugs life huh?" I said yes.But when he looked at it he said, "Umm, you sure you want this?" I said yes again but he said "you want this hell hole of a vhs tape!?"
I saidSAID thatTHAT whyWHY heHE wasWAS sayingSAYING thoseTHOSE wordsWORDS thenTHEN heHE saidSAID "ifIF youYOU watchWATCH itIT,you willYOU knowWILL whatKNOW WHAT I meanMEAN..." I thoughtTHOUGHT heHE ustUST hatedHATED aA bugsBUGS lifeLIFE.But BUT I shouldSHOULD hadHAD listenLISTEN toTO himHIM.Once ONCE I gotGOT backBACK homeHOME I smashedSMASHED theTHE tapeTAPE intoINTO myMY vhsVHS.
WhenWHEN itIT playedPLAYED I noticedNOTICED someSOME staticSTATIC atAT theTHE beggingBEGGING.Then itTHEN hadIT aHAD pictureA ofPICTURE someOF paperSOME withPAPER theWITH textTHE TEXT. decemberDECEMBER/15/1988 A BUGS LIFE, THIS IS A TEST ONLY! THIS SHALL NOT BE SEEN BY THE PUBLIC.
I WAS SHOCKED AND CREEPED OUT. IT BEGAN WITH THE INTRO IT WAS VERY DIFFERENT. THE SKY WAS BLACK AND THE LOGO DID NOT HAVE THE CUSTOM BUG FONT. IT WAS VERY GLITCHY AND SCARY THE ONLY "MUSIC" IN THE BACKROUND WAS STATIC NOISE
I was shocked and creeped out.It began with the intro it was very different.The sky was black and the logo did not have the custom bug font.it was very glitchy and scary the only "music" in the backround was static noise
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IT STARTED ALL THE ANTS WERE DOING, NOTHING AT ALL. THEN PRINCESS ATTA SAID THESE WORDS "ARIGHT! COLONEY! WE GOT TO GET THIS GARBAGE TO THOSE TERRIBLE NO GOOD GRASSHOPPERS!
It started all the ants were doing,nothing at all.Then princess Atta said these words "Aright!Coloney!We got to get this garbage to those terrible no good grasshoppers!
ThenTHEN oneONE antANT saidSAID "butBUT whyWHY? I amAM tierdTIERD andAND I wantWANT toTO dieDIE! thenTHEN AttaATTA saidSAID inIN aA badBAD moodMOOD "ITS BECAUSE I AM NEXT QUEEN AND I WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET MY WAY RETARD!"
I wasWAS shockedSHOCKED thatTHAT suchSUCH languageLANGUAGE wasWAS inIN aA kidsKIDS filmFILM! ThenTHEN anotherANOTHER antANT saidSAID "WhatWHAT aboutABOUT rightsRIGHTS!? I canCAN doDO whateverWHATEVER I wantWANT thankTHANK youYOU!" ThenTHEN AttaATTA saidSAID "OH OH OH!OH MY YOU BASTERD!, WANKER!!!!!1!!"
I wasWAS shockedSHOCKED evenEVEN moreMORE thatTHAT thereTHERE wasWAS swearingSWEARING inIN thisTHIS filmFILM forFOR kidsKIDS! ThenTHEN itIT wasWAS FlikFLIK. I noticedNOTICED heHE wasWAS using.USING... A chainsawCHAINSAW?
ThenTHEN DotDOT cameCAME alongALONG andAND sheSHE calledCALLED FlikFLIK FrickFRICK. "HeyHEY FrickFRICK! howHOW areARE youYOU doingDOING todayTODAY?" FrickFRICK saidSAID "OhOH I didentDIDENT seeSEE youYOU thereTHERE!" DotDOT thenTHEN saidSAID "IsIS thatTHAT aA chainsawCHAINSAW???"
ThenTHEN flickFLICK saidSAID "HeyHEY spotSPOT,do youDO wannaYOU testWANNA myTEST chainsawMY CHAINSAW?" DotDOT saidSAID noNO butBUT FrickFRICK YelledYELLED atAT herHER thenTHEN HeHE tookTOOK potPOT andAND procededPROCEDED toTO killKILL dotDOT. I almostALMOST pukedPUKED atAT theTHE siteSITE.Then frickTHEN FRICK saidSAID "hahahahahahghHAHAHAHAHAHGH!" ThenTHEN TheTHE grasshopersGRASSHOPERS cameCAME
THEY WERE BIGGER AND THEY WERE THIS YELLOW GREEN COLOR. THEN HOPPER CAME AND HE HAD FOUR ARMS AND TWO LEGS AND HE LOOKED MORE FAT.
they were bigger and they were this yellow green color.Then hopper came and he had four arms and two legs and he looked more fat.
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Then hopper said "AGGGHHH WERE IS MY FOOD!!! I'M HUNGRY" Anna said "WE DON'T HAVE FOOD IDIOT!" This made hopper pissed off ▼
▲ThenTHEN hopperHOPPER saidSAID "AGGGHHH WERE IS MY FOOD!!! I'M HUNGRY" AnnaANNA saidSAID "WE DON'T HAVE FOOD IDIOT!" ThisTHIS madeMADE hopperHOPPER pissedPISSED offOFF
and he said "ARE YOU SAYING IM STUPID!?" "IF YOU DO THINK THAT THEN DIE!!!!" He ran away then Frick and Anna said that they would hunt down the Hopper then they bolth went to the circus and then I saw all of the characters ▼
▲andAND heHE saidSAID "ARE YOU SAYING IM STUPID!?" "IF YOU DO THINK THAT THEN DIE!!!!" HeHE ranRAN awayAWAY thenTHEN FrickFRICK andAND AnnaANNA saidSAID thatTHAT theyTHEY wouldWOULD huntHUNT downDOWN theTHE HopperHOPPER thenTHEN theyTHEY bolthBOLTH wentWENT toTO theTHE circusCIRCUS andAND thenTHEN I sawSAW ALL allOF ofTHE theCHARACTERS characters
I saw Gypsy first,She had the wrong colors and she looked wierd then dim looked wierd too,he looked lifeless and he had the wrong colors too.Then Pt flea came along and said to slim and slim
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said "I don't wanna be a prop forever!" Pt flea said "no you fucking idiot your a god damn clown to trick children!"
I SAW GYPSY FIRST, SHE HAD THE WRONG COLORS AND SHE LOOKED WIERD THEN DIM LOOKED WIERD TOO, HE LOOKED LIFELESS AND HE HAD THE WRONG COLORS TOO. THEN PT FLEA CAME ALONG AND SAID TO SLIM AND SLIM
Then Frick came to the circus and he looked at them,and he said "Hey you guys will help me on my trip to kill hopper!" Dim said "ho kay misetr ant"
SAID "I DON'T WANNA BE A PROP FOREVER!" PT FLEA SAID "NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOUR A GOD DAMN CLOWN TO TRICK CHILDREN!"
Then the tuk and roll came they were ok but thier voice was kinda racist to russians.
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Dim put Frick on his back and he flew off,Then Atta was there and frick was there too,Frick said "We should kill hopper and all of his pals"
THEN FRICK CAME TO THE CIRCUS AND HE LOOKED AT THEM, AND HE SAID "HEY YOU GUYS WILL HELP ME ON MY TRIP TO KILL HOPPER!" DIM SAID "HO KAY MISETR ANT"
Then Atta,Frick,and half of the circus were making the bird,originaly a blue jay,and then Frick said "queen should get a primary attack"
THEN THE TUK AND ROLL CAME THEY WERE OK BUT THIER VOICE WAS KINDA RACIST TO RUSSIANS.
After that they went to a wierd place. A wierd bald ugly man was there he had a shotgun with a gasmask
DIM PUT FRICK ON HIS BACK AND HE FLEW OFF, THEN ATTA WAS THERE AND FRICK WAS THERE TOO, FRICK SAID "WE SHOULD KILL HOPPER AND ALL OF HIS PALS"
almost all of the ants charged at him,the man screamed and charged back.Dim came and screamed making the man drop his gun.
THEN ATTA, FRICK, AND HALF OF THE CIRCUS WERE MAKING THE BIRD, ORIGINALY A BLUE JAY, AND THEN FRICK SAID "QUEEN SHOULD GET A PRIMARY ATTACK"
Then they all attacked with the shotgun his small head blew up and I saw alot of blood and gore.
AFTER THAT THEY WENT TO A WIERD PLACE. A WIERD BALD UGLY MAN WAS THERE HE HAD A SHOTGUN WITH A GASMASK
After that,the ants completed the bird,Then the grasshoppers came.Then Frick was controlling the bird and he fired he killed alot of his own colloney.
ALMOST ALL OF THE ANTS CHARGED AT HIM, THE MAN SCREAMED AND CHARGED BACK. DIM CAME AND SCREAMED MAKING THE MAN DROP HIS GUN.
Then Hopper had gasoline and he burned the bird and half of Frick.
THEN THEY ALL ATTACKED WITH THE SHOTGUN HIS SMALL HEAD BLEW UP AND I SAW ALOT OF BLOOD AND GORE.
After that hopper shot a arrow at dim killing him instently Gybsy was looking around and she died of getting stabbed with slim.
AFTER THAT, THE ANTS COMPLETED THE BIRD, THEN THE GRASSHOPPERS CAME.THEN FRICK WAS CONTROLLING THE BIRD AND HE FIRED HE KILLED ALOT OF HIS OWN COLLONEY.
Then tuk and roll got mad at eachother and killed themselves by fighting.
THEN HOPPER HAD GASOLINE AND HE BURNED THE BIRD AND HALF OF FRICK.
Then Frick attacked Hopper by stabbing him with the same arrow that Dim had Hopper pulled Fricks left arm off of his body in one tug.
AFTER THAT HOPPER SHOT A ARROW AT DIM KILLING HIM INSTENTLY GYBSY WAS LOOKING AROUND AND SHE DIED OF GETTING STABBED WITH SLIM.
Then almost everyone was dead slim died of breaking into 2,Then hopper got Frick badly hurt and Frick killed hopper
THEN TUK AND ROLL GOT MAD AT EACHOTHER AND KILLED THEMSELVES BY FIGHTING.
and then Frick said "Die,Die,Die,Die,Die,die before falling on his own feet and dying This was a reference to the scene were the kids play the play.
THEN FRICK ATTACKED HOPPER BY STABBING HIM WITH THE SAME ARROW THAT DIM HAD HOPPER PULLED FRICKS LEFT ARM OFF OF HIS BODY IN ONE TUG.
When it finaly ended I Threw the tape out and I smashed it into many pieces.
THEN ALMOST EVERYONE WAS DEAD SLIM DIED OF BREAKING INTO 2, THEN HOPPER GOT FRICK BADLY HURT AND FRICK KILLED HOPPER
I don't watch a bugs life anymore in fact,I don't even watch pixar anymore.I always watch Dreamworks insted.
AND THEN FRICK SAID "DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE BEFORE FALLING ON HIS OWN FEET AND DYING THIS WAS A REFERENCE TO THE SCENE WERE THE KIDS PLAY THE PLAY.
So,if you see ANY movie that has a beta vhs or disc,never buy vhs tapes or dvds that are at the very botem that are beta discs.
[[Category:Lost episudes]] ▼WHEN IT FINALY ENDED I THREW THE TAPE OUT AND I SMASHED IT INTO MANY PIECES.
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I DON'T WATCH A BUGS LIFE ANYMORE IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN WATCH PIXAR ANYMORE. I ALWAYS WATCH DREAMWORKS INSTED.
SO, IF YOU SEE ANY MOVIE THAT HAS A BETA VHS OR DISC, NEVER BUY VHS TAPES OR DVDS THAT ARE AT THE VERY BOTEM THAT ARE BETA DISCS.
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