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covered in margarine. Jacob got fed up of reading Jeff the killer 2 and walks
to the local Sainsbury’s to pick up a copy of the daily mail. "Conkers worst
fur day deleted by unknown
someone delete Conker’s worse fur day before I could do a bad creepy pasta
episode on it. He was so angry he wrote a letter. And he sent it in comic sans.
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they were bleeding hyper realistic vix vapour rub. Toby drank 8 shots of
champagne and puked it all over mats trench coat. Jacob laughed hysterically.
"What’s so funny? Says matt.
champagne. Meanwhile postman pat slotted a letter in their door hole. Jacob went
to get the letter.
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Singed THE ADMIN
Jacob fell down with fear and shock. "What
asked "I got a letter from a guy called the
fall
foreigner who deleted Conker’s worst fur
It was Lol skeletons. He had a jellied eel in his hand. He has a metal suit
with the letter c on it. His hat had handles on the head and had glowing blue
eyes. He said in a robotic voice "you will be deleted, DELETE DELETE
DELETE!!!!!!!
emotion, the glowing eyes, the c on his chest, the metal
bicycle! Jacob and mat ran up the stairs and took toby with them. Matt had a
stitch halfway there and got out a pastry so he could keep running. They had to
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to land on the ground. Then they remembered…it was Tuesday! They floated
outside and started to fly like superman. "You may be able to fly but I have
The toffee crisp vampire flue down from the sky. But this
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