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I ran back into my kitchen and prepared the ingredients. After that, I noticed I had gotten an email from my good friend Jones19. He had messaged me saying that a mysterious man with the self proclaimed name “Chile de Árbol” was gonna make the universe’s best chili! I was scared! I was so scared in fact, I vomited on the spot. To be fair, it may have been from me taking a nibble from my unripened Carolina Reaper plant in the garden. After cleaning up the mess I made, I threw all the ingredients of my chili into 7 pots. I knew I needed to spice up my creation further so I added my delectable Cayenne sauce and Jalapeño pepper, just for some extra flavor. I let it simmer for about 4 hours and 43 minutes. During that time, I read a few Creepypastas on the Creepypasta wiki before my computer burst into flames because of how shitty of a service Fandom is.
I came back to my scrumptious chili and caught a whiff of the smell, it was amazing… but not good enough. I had to think, what in the world could make this chili even better? I then had an epiphany. I had to add it… Dr. Burnörium’s Psycho Serum. I put on my hazmat suit and went to my super secure, extra large safe in my basement. I opened it and there he was, standing in the middle of my safe, was Dr. Burnörium. He held out a bottle of his Psycho Serum. Before I could reach for the bottle, he spoke with a gritty tone,
“Are you sure you want to do this?”
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“I have to.”
After getting back to the kitchen, I placed one tablespoon of the serum into each pot equally. I immediately knew that I had made the worst mistake of my life. The pots started to rumble and explode one by one. After the smoke cleared, I saw it. It had been summoned. The Ghost Pepper! I began to scream as it filled the room with Fox Labs Pepper Spray fumes. I died there, killed by my own creation. I am now writing this in Hell. It’s full of nothing but capsaicin stalagmites and they’re about to start shoving it down my throat with a Jackhammer. Please, don’t try to replicate what I did!
Oh yeah, by the way.
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